Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Zombie Shopping

I don't hang out in gluten groups so didn't know these existed:
They are only available at a few stores around here. (Target, Sprouts)
Yeah, I waited ten years for those...
They don't taste perfect, but the rest of the parameters are within tolerance, bendable when uncooked, brown and crispy when fried.   Made a nice ultra-thin personal pizza.

Now I need everyone to go buy some so Mission doesn't discontinue them.

Monday, March 26, 2018

Dear Evangelical Trump Supporters

Please to shut your righteously indignant pieholes now.
Stormy is brutally honest about her quid pro quos.  She wanted a TV gig.

You seem to forget that you sold your holier-than-her souls to the same blatantly corrupt, perverted liar.
And you accepted Stolen Merchandise as payment.

Closed your eyes, held your nose, and kneeled...
But not a one of you will admit it.

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Dear "Silent" Generation

Please to shut your whiny pieholes now.

Those kids just kicked your ass on all metrics-  intelligence, planning, execution, fairness, inclusion, activism, elocution, common sense, and especially morality.

You will never own the narrative again.
Your lifetime of unprecedented and unequaled prosperity, and blatantly using it to exploit the system- is over.   Accountability is here.
Get right with humanity- or die on the wrong side of history.

Friday, March 16, 2018

You Don't Get to Choose Your Obsession

Why Are White Men Stockpiling Guns?
Research suggests it's largely because they're anxious about their ability to protect their families, insecure about their place in the job market and beset by racial fears.
Yeah, that's what they tell you people, but-
I tend to think the overwhelming anxiety comes directly from their rotten teeth and the resulting systemic bacteremia caused by abuse of sugar and wheat and alcohol and antibiotics.
Self-induced Berserker Syndrome.

That is a testable hypothesis.   If we could do the research.
But hey, since we can't-  let's ask more gun freaks their opinions on neurological and cognitive processes...

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

This is Why

Because mania and obsession are progressive and cumulative.
Because you don't get to choose your obsession.
Because the behavior is real beneficial to the patient- until it isn't.
Because the behavior is real beneficial to society- until it isn't.
Because I know that when I have slipped into sepsis, I am capable of anything.

This is expected behavior.


Sunday, March 4, 2018

New Rules

I don't know who to attribute this to, but it's a real good idea.
I would substitute a dental exam for the anal probe, though.
Most of those guys really need to spend their money on dentistry instead.


There it is...

Fuck Donald Trump.
And FUCK YOU for voting for him.
Treacherous enemies of  democracy- all of ya!