Thursday, August 17, 2017

An homage to Jeff Foxworthy

If you have more tattoos than teeth-
Yeah, you might have septic bacteremia.

Dear Racist Ladies

Your aggressive man probably isn't going to martyr himself for the cause.
He's not going to go down in a hail of gunfire and glory.
Sure he's manic and violent and says he has righteous reasons...
but History and Science says:  He will most likely kill YOU.

Are you ready to die for him?
Because if you are, you need a dentist too.

Plausible Deniability is the Refuge of Sociopaths

Yo Proud Boys-  Cuck a doodle do!

Steve Bannon, Unrepentant
I asked Bannon about the connection between his program of economic nationalism and the ugly white nationalism epitomized by the racist violence in Charlottesville and Trump’s reluctance to condemn it. Bannon, after all, was the architect of the strategy of using Breitbart to heat up white nationalism and then rely on the radical right as Trump’s base.

He dismissed the far right as irrelevant and sidestepped his own role in cultivating it: “Ethno-nationalism—it's losers. It's a fringe element. I think the media plays it up too much, and we gotta help crush it, you know, uh, help crush it more.”

“These guys are a collection of clowns,” he added.

This is Not a Drill.
The Most Dangerous Infections in the World are in Steve Bannon's Head.
This is what a SUICIDAL person looks like.


Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Big Red Flag

This is what happens when all your lower teeth are rotten.


All those toxins collect in your neck and shoulders.
He's got two bad uppers too, paralyzing those saggy cheeks and upper lip.

Monday, August 14, 2017

Tic Tic Tic Tic Tic

FBI Arrests Schizophrenic Man for Plotting to Blow Up Bank
Jerry Drake Varnell is accused of planning to use a bomb in Oklahoma City and claimed he’s a far-right extremist. His mother and court papers show he’s mentally ill.

Neccessity is the Mother of Invention

A candy flavored cocktail of vitamin D, green tea extract and olive oil...

... somebody work on that so I don't have to.

This is how I know

I have been documenting the bumps and sagging on my face for many years.
This is what I look like when I'm suicidal. (after H1N1 vaccine) 


The weird thing is, I can't feel it.  It took me years to map all those swellings to their origins.  To this day, I can't tell when it happens.  I just get despondent.  I have to look in the mirror to realize my sinuses are clogged and teeth are inflamed.

For the record, if you send me a head shot, I will tell you what I see.  Please don't tell me your known infections.  I want to check my work.

Zombie Shopping

In case you're wondering, this is one of my all time favorite reference books.   Critical Life Knowledge combined with vivid, disgusting photos.



I also own this, which is a historical version.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

While I'm At It

Bright red swellings on cheekbones are acute upper tooth infections.
They tend to make you annoyed with everyone.
Although he's got some leaky ones on the bottom, too.

Alternate Facts

A statement I am seeing a lot lately:
"When you have enjoyed unacknowledged privilege for so long.... equality feels like oppression."
That discounts a whole lot of contrite and progressive privileged people.

I think a more predictably valid version is:
When your head is septic, mere consciousness feels like oppression.

What I See


Obvious External Symptoms:
Adenoid Facies  (elongated face)
Acute Adenoid inflammation  (swelling at bridge of nose)
Clogged lacrimal glands and frontal sinuses  (swollen forehead and eyelids)
Upper tooth socket infections, probably number 4 and 12, common with adenoid facies.  (slack cheeks, reddened cheekbones)
Lower molar infections, common with young people in general.  (jowls and double chin)
Insulin Resistance (fat and puffy pink skin)
(If I were in charge the first thing I would do is check him for strep throat.)

Yeah, multiple infections have cumulative effects.  Nobody ever seems to realize that.
This young man's head hurts all over and he blames it on racial diversity.
It looks like living out of his car for a couple days was enough to tip him over the edge.

This is Yuge

Petition Declaring Trump Mentally Ill Pushes for Signers
The group "Duty to Warn," founded by influential psychotherapist Dr. John Gartner, has gathered nearly 60,000 signatures from mental health professionals on a petition calling for the removal of Donald Trump from office due to "serious mental illness that renders him psychologically incapable of competently discharging the duties of President of the United States."
The psych professions are completely built around covering their own asses because their own theories have never worked to explain anything.
The fact that they are willing to put their names on this means that even they can't ignore that Trump is cognitively short circuiting and dangerous.
They can admit the obvious... that's some breakthrough progress there...

Believe these people when they tell you what they want is battle to the death

Septic people don't care if they die.   They know it will relieve their personal misery.

Septic people also feel less epithelial pain. People who feel less pain also seem to have a lot less empathy for other peoples suffering.

These are absolutely predictable symptoms of chronic untreated bacteremia.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Just putting this out there

I think the solution to Nazis somehow involves Hot Cocoa.
Those guys are really hypoglycemic and their teeth hurt.
They need naps.

I wonder if all the crafty middle aged lady resisters could get behind this strategy...
Make some custom cups.
-maybe a dentist groupon printed on there.

update:
time to drop chocolate bars on the crowd.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Exhibit B

Here’s the Memo That Blew Up the NSC

Fired White House staffer argued "deep state" attacked Trump administration because the president represents a threat to cultural Marxist memes, globalists, and bankers.
Read the Document.
It is Full Blown Mania On Vivid Display.
Not one simple statement in the whole thing.  Rambling sentences full of subordinate clauses, parenthetical thinking, and overuse of technical terminology.
Hypergraphia O Rama-  the product of a poisoned mind.

(Those of you who are familiar with my writing, know I am well experienced in this realm...  I get really prolific when my rotten teeth are amping up my brain.)

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

See the Vortex

This senator just insinuated that John McCain's vote was an aberration due to a brain tumor.
My argument is that the belligerent, impulsive symptoms come long before that.





He really should have that string of six skin growths on the left side of his nose and mouth and forehead looked at.   I would guess a nasolacrimal duct infection clogging his lymph nodes.
Skin cancer comes next.  Ask McCain...

Rerun

I posted this nine months ago-

Patriots

On this Veteran's Day, I think of my father who was an Air Force fighter pilot.   He was an obsessively dedicated and talented hotshot.
In 1962, he spent about a week in an airplane on a tarmac in Florida, waiting to see if he would have to bomb Cuba.
"I lived in that machine with an atomic bomb strapped to my ass."
That's how he put it.

He was lucky that John F. Kennedy was president.   Because my father was a good soldier.

Good Luck Everyone.

See the Vortex

Yes it looks like this young man not only has adenoid facies, but he's been hanging around the president and now his nose is inflamed too...


He was manically septic years ago.   See the long term effects: Baldness. Insulin Resistance. Obsession.


KellyAnne's face did the same thing after the inauguration.


Righteous Indignation is a symptom.

Effin Ay

We need some puppies.  Stat.




Tuesday, August 8, 2017

This is Why

We have a political problem no one wants to talk about: very old politicians

Yeah, they're older and sicker than ever before.   Held together with stents and statins. 
Unable to incorporate the complexity of this electronic world.  Stage managed by aides.
And getting more stubborn all the time.
Yes- stubbornness is a symptom of mental deterioration.

Unfortunately, they are the last generation that wasn't raised on antibiotics.
The younger folks are even less healthy and more emotionally volatile...

This is the YUGE problem that society must address before those old fuckers burn everything down.

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Things that caught my eye

Missing Florida woman found after she bottled her scent

New brain death pathway in Alzheimer's disease

Stem cells in the brain’s hypothalamus help mice stay young
This is very important.   Neurogenesis in the hypothalamus is our ultimate goal. 

Alcohol boosts recall of earlier learning, study suggests
Drinking alcohol improves memory for information learned before the drinking episode began, new research suggests.

Blowing Out Birthday Candles Increases Cake Bacteria by 1,400 Percent
Nonetheless, these people seem to think this is an appropriate activity...
I am convinced it is a legacy group inoculation ritual.  Sharing the germs early and often to prime the immune systems of the entire group.   Unfortunately the massive amounts of sugar we eat these days lowers the immune response and causes chronic illness instead.

Millennials’ Love For Wine And Weed Is Hurting The Beer Industry

Diet choice, reproduction of fruit flies affected by gut bacteria
New studies reveal the gut bacteria composition of the common fruit fly has a significant effect on diet choice and reproductive success

Men’s sweet tooth may increase risk of anxiety and depression

Neuroticism may postpone death for some
Data from a longitudinal study of over 500,000 people in the United Kingdom indicate that having higher levels of the personality trait neuroticism may reduce the risk of death for individuals who report being in fair or poor health. The research further revealed that a specific aspect of neuroticism related to worry and feelings of vulnerability was associated with lower mortality, regardless of self-reported health.
 
Melting glaciers in Swiss Alps could reveal hundreds of mummified corpses 
Oh yay.   Zombie Plagues.

As I was saying

How to Make a Berserker:
Eat a lot of sugar to numb the pain of your septic tooth infections.




Oof!
Similarly, this is the most exquisite tweet in the last 8 months:

@LOLGOP
Steve Bannon, still there like the rotting wisdom tooth you keep meaning to have removed.
Word.
Pardon me for neglecting the blog and celebrating Schadenfreude Week instead...

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

This

Lawrence O'Donnell can see it.  Always could.
I am so glad MSNBC kept him.  He speaks the truth. I love him.

Presidential Incoherence