Thursday, August 17, 2017

An homage to Jeff Foxworthy

If you have more tattoos than teeth-
Yeah, you might have septic bacteremia.

Dear Racist Ladies

Your aggressive man probably isn't going to martyr himself for the cause.
He's not going to go down in a hail of gunfire and glory.
Sure he's manic and violent and says he has righteous reasons...
but History and Science says:  He will most likely kill YOU.

Are you ready to die for him?
Because if you are, you need a dentist too.

Plausible Deniability is the Refuge of Sociopaths

Yo Proud Boys-  Cuck a doodle do!

Steve Bannon, Unrepentant
I asked Bannon about the connection between his program of economic nationalism and the ugly white nationalism epitomized by the racist violence in Charlottesville and Trump’s reluctance to condemn it. Bannon, after all, was the architect of the strategy of using Breitbart to heat up white nationalism and then rely on the radical right as Trump’s base.

He dismissed the far right as irrelevant and sidestepped his own role in cultivating it: “Ethno-nationalism—it's losers. It's a fringe element. I think the media plays it up too much, and we gotta help crush it, you know, uh, help crush it more.”

“These guys are a collection of clowns,” he added.

This is Not a Drill.
The Most Dangerous Infections in the World are in Steve Bannon's Head.
This is what a SUICIDAL person looks like.


Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Big Red Flag

This is what happens when all your lower teeth are rotten.


All those toxins collect in your neck and shoulders.
He's got two bad uppers too, paralyzing those saggy cheeks and upper lip.

Monday, August 14, 2017

Tic Tic Tic Tic Tic

FBI Arrests Schizophrenic Man for Plotting to Blow Up Bank
Jerry Drake Varnell is accused of planning to use a bomb in Oklahoma City and claimed he’s a far-right extremist. His mother and court papers show he’s mentally ill.

Neccessity is the Mother of Invention

A candy flavored cocktail of vitamin D, green tea extract and olive oil...

... somebody work on that so I don't have to.

This is how I know

I have been documenting the bumps and sagging on my face for many years.
This is what I look like when I'm suicidal. (after H1N1 vaccine) 


The weird thing is, I can't feel it.  It took me years to map all those swellings to their origins.  To this day, I can't tell when it happens.  I just get despondent.  I have to look in the mirror to realize my sinuses are clogged and teeth are inflamed.

For the record, if you send me a head shot, I will tell you what I see.  Please don't tell me your known infections.  I want to check my work.

Zombie Shopping

In case you're wondering, this is one of my all time favorite reference books.   Critical Life Knowledge combined with vivid, disgusting photos.



I also own this, which is a historical version.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

While I'm At It

Bright red swellings on cheekbones are acute upper tooth infections.
They tend to make you annoyed with everyone.
Although he's got some leaky ones on the bottom, too.

Alternate Facts

A statement I am seeing a lot lately:
"When you have enjoyed unacknowledged privilege for so long.... equality feels like oppression."
That discounts a whole lot of contrite and progressive privileged people.

I think a more predictably valid version is:
When your head is septic, mere consciousness feels like oppression.

What I See


Obvious External Symptoms:
Adenoid Facies  (elongated face)
Acute Adenoid inflammation  (swelling at bridge of nose)
Clogged lacrimal glands and frontal sinuses  (swollen forehead and eyelids)
Upper tooth socket infections, probably number 4 and 12, common with adenoid facies.  (slack cheeks, reddened cheekbones)
Lower molar infections, common with young people in general.  (jowls and double chin)
Insulin Resistance (fat and puffy pink skin)
(If I were in charge the first thing I would do is check him for strep throat.)

Yeah, multiple infections have cumulative effects.  Nobody ever seems to realize that.
This young man's head hurts all over and he blames it on racial diversity.
It looks like living out of his car for a couple days was enough to tip him over the edge.

This is Yuge

Petition Declaring Trump Mentally Ill Pushes for Signers
The group "Duty to Warn," founded by influential psychotherapist Dr. John Gartner, has gathered nearly 60,000 signatures from mental health professionals on a petition calling for the removal of Donald Trump from office due to "serious mental illness that renders him psychologically incapable of competently discharging the duties of President of the United States."
The psych professions are completely built around covering their own asses because their own theories have never worked to explain anything.
The fact that they are willing to put their names on this means that even they can't ignore that Trump is cognitively short circuiting and dangerous.
They can admit the obvious... that's some breakthrough progress there...

Believe these people when they tell you what they want is battle to the death

Septic people don't care if they die.   They know it will relieve their personal misery.

Septic people also feel less epithelial pain. People who feel less pain also seem to have a lot less empathy for other peoples suffering.

These are absolutely predictable symptoms of chronic untreated bacteremia.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Just putting this out there

I think the solution to Nazis somehow involves Hot Cocoa.
Those guys are really hypoglycemic and their teeth hurt.
They need naps.

I wonder if all the crafty middle aged lady resisters could get behind this strategy...
Make some custom cups.
-maybe a dentist groupon printed on there.

update:
time to drop chocolate bars on the crowd.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Exhibit B

Here’s the Memo That Blew Up the NSC

Fired White House staffer argued "deep state" attacked Trump administration because the president represents a threat to cultural Marxist memes, globalists, and bankers.
Read the Document.
It is Full Blown Mania On Vivid Display.
Not one simple statement in the whole thing.  Rambling sentences full of subordinate clauses, parenthetical thinking, and overuse of technical terminology.
Hypergraphia O Rama-  the product of a poisoned mind.

(Those of you who are familiar with my writing, know I am well experienced in this realm...  I get really prolific when my rotten teeth are amping up my brain.)