Saturday, April 14, 2018

As I was Saying

It's a thing.  A subdermal inflammation thing.


Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Seeing the Obvious


Donald Trump is like a boss in an old video game who gets redder and more aggressive as he grows weaker.

Uh huh.  That's a Symptom.  One that's so common it's a cliche.

Monday, April 9, 2018

Oh Yay

I get to be on the front lines of the War on Sanity.
The Associated Press‏Verified account @AP
BREAKING: Arizona's governor says 225 National Guard members heading to Mexico border to back Trump illegal immigration fight.

Honestly, the way people down here are most likely to be killed is to be hit by an elderly motorist.
Happens all the time.
Or by inappropriate and overpriced medical treatment.
Gobs of that, every day.  Uh huh.

It's 90 degrees here already and the old white folks are getting crispy.

Perfect time to provoke an incident and declare Arizona a state of emergency...

Friday, April 6, 2018

KNOW HOPE

Brain never stops growing, scientists find, as elderly shown to have same number of new neurons as teens 

I have waited several years to state this definitively:
There is every reason to believe Orexin cells will repopulate in your brain- if you stop killing them.

Thursday, April 5, 2018

What He Said

Thanks old hippie guy...


Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Must go weep now

Twin sisters known for battle with debilitating OCD die in possible ‘suicide pact’

Yeah, they didn't want to mess up the house.
One of the things that has saved my life numerous times...
An inability to leave the house when I'm sick.

RIP dear tormented women.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

My current obsession

Newfound 'organ' could be the biggest in your body

Researchers have detailed the structure and distribution of spaces in your body that they say represent a newfound human organ, and this "organ" just might be your body's biggest -- but not all experts are convinced.
It's the part of the body known as the Interstitium, a name for widespread, fluid-filled spaces within and between tissues all over your body, according to a study published in the journal Scientific Reports on Tuesday.
It's under all your skin and mucous membranes....  oh my.

Why this triggers me:

The M-protein produced by Strep Pyogenes generates antibodies that cross-react with interstitial connective tissue.

Uh huh.

So many things to celebrate

Here's the first lesson of Sexual Assault Awareness Month-   Memorize it.

“I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.” ~President Trump
Here's the rest of the curriculum-  (thanks to Betty Bowers)



Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Zombie Shopping

I don't hang out in gluten groups so didn't know these existed:
They are only available at a few stores around here. (Target, Sprouts)
Yeah, I waited ten years for those...
They don't taste perfect, but the rest of the parameters are within tolerance, bendable when uncooked, brown and crispy when fried.   Made a nice ultra-thin personal pizza.

Now I need everyone to go buy some so Mission doesn't discontinue them.

Monday, March 26, 2018

Dear Evangelical Trump Supporters

Please to shut your righteously indignant pieholes now.
Stormy is brutally honest about her quid pro quos.  She wanted a TV gig.

You seem to forget that you sold your holier-than-her souls to the same blatantly corrupt, perverted liar.
And you accepted Stolen Merchandise as payment.

Closed your eyes, held your nose, and kneeled...
But not a one of you will admit it.

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Dear "Silent" Generation

Please to shut your whiny pieholes now.

Those kids just kicked your ass on all metrics-  intelligence, planning, execution, fairness, inclusion, activism, elocution, common sense, and especially morality.

You will never own the narrative again.
Your lifetime of unprecedented and unequaled prosperity, and blatantly using it to exploit the system- is over.   Accountability is here.
Get right with humanity- or die on the wrong side of history.

Friday, March 16, 2018

You Don't Get to Choose Your Obsession

Why Are White Men Stockpiling Guns?
Research suggests it's largely because they're anxious about their ability to protect their families, insecure about their place in the job market and beset by racial fears.
Yeah, that's what they tell you people, but-
I tend to think the overwhelming anxiety comes directly from their rotten teeth and the resulting systemic bacteremia caused by abuse of sugar and wheat and alcohol and antibiotics.
Self-induced Berserker Syndrome.

That is a testable hypothesis.   If we could do the research.
But hey, since we can't-  let's ask more gun freaks their opinions on neurological and cognitive processes...

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

This is Why

Because mania and obsession are progressive and cumulative.
Because you don't get to choose your obsession.
Because the behavior is real beneficial to the patient- until it isn't.
Because the behavior is real beneficial to society- until it isn't.
Because I know that when I have slipped into sepsis, I am capable of anything.

This is expected behavior.


Sunday, March 4, 2018

New Rules

I don't know who to attribute this to, but it's a real good idea.
I would substitute a dental exam for the anal probe, though.
Most of those guys really need to spend their money on dentistry instead.