Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Wow that was quick

Church charges brought against Sessions
More than 600 United Methodist clergy and laity say they are bringing church law charges against U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a fellow United Methodist, over a zero tolerance U.S. immigration policy — a policy that includes separating children from parents apprehended for crossing into the U.S. illegally.
The group claimed in a June 18 statement that Sessions, a member of a Mobile, Alabama, church, violated Paragraph 2702.3 of the denomination’s Book of Discipline.
Specifically, the group accuses him of child abuse in reference to separating young children from their parents and holding them in mass incarceration facilities; immorality; racial discrimination and “dissemination of doctrines contrary to the established standards of doctrines” of The United Methodist Church.

Monday, June 18, 2018

Think like Trump

This is all a vicious ploy to destroy Jeff Sessions and then hogtie Mueller.


Sunday, June 17, 2018

For the Record

Brown people were here 14,000 years before white people.  They are not strangers to this place.

Happy Steven Miller Day

The ghastly ghoul is watching the Sunday shows and giggling with glee.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

For the Record

This is why I will not be celebrating Father's Day with any Trump supporters.

After Marco Antonio Muñoz, 39, and his wife and 3-year-old son arrived at Granjeno, Texas on May 12, agents split them up. They were taken into custody and at a processing station, they were informed they’d be separated. An agent, who anonymously spoke to The Washington Post, said Marco didn’t want to give up his child. “The guy lost his shit,” the agent said. “They had to use physical force to take the child out of his hands.”
Once handcuffed, Marco tried to flee. He was booked into jail at 9:40 p.m. By 9:50 a.m. on May 13, he was dead. He had committed suicide.

"[Azalea] Aleman-Bendiks, the public defender, said several of her clients have told her their children were taken from them by Border Patrol agents who said they were going to give them a bath," the report read. "As the hours passed, it dawned on the mothers the kids were not coming back."

This is your precious patriarchy right here.  This shit is on you.

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

This Is Why

This is Matt Powell.  He is a 22 year old Christian Preacher who claims that gay people should be executed because Jesus.
I think somebody needs to shoot him with a tranquilizer dart, take him to the dentist,  and have that infected upper tooth removed.
Apparently the orthodontist didn't notice it.

Yeah, been there done that.

Saturday, April 14, 2018

As I was Saying

It's a thing.  A subdermal inflammation thing.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Seeing the Obvious

Donald Trump is like a boss in an old video game who gets redder and more aggressive as he grows weaker.

Uh huh.  That's a Symptom.  One that's so common it's a cliche.

Monday, April 9, 2018

Oh Yay

I get to be on the front lines of the War on Sanity.
The Associated Press‏Verified account @AP
BREAKING: Arizona's governor says 225 National Guard members heading to Mexico border to back Trump illegal immigration fight.

Honestly, the way people down here are most likely to be killed is to be hit by an elderly motorist.
Happens all the time.
Or by inappropriate and overpriced medical treatment.
Gobs of that, every day.  Uh huh.

It's 90 degrees here already and the old white folks are getting crispy.

Perfect time to provoke an incident and declare Arizona a state of emergency...

Friday, April 6, 2018


Brain never stops growing, scientists find, as elderly shown to have same number of new neurons as teens 

I have waited several years to state this definitively:
There is every reason to believe Orexin cells will repopulate in your brain- if you stop killing them.

Thursday, April 5, 2018

What He Said

Thanks old hippie guy...

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Must go weep now

Twin sisters known for battle with debilitating OCD die in possible ‘suicide pact’

Yeah, they didn't want to mess up the house.
One of the things that has saved my life numerous times...
An inability to leave the house when I'm sick.

RIP dear tormented women.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

My current obsession

Newfound 'organ' could be the biggest in your body

Researchers have detailed the structure and distribution of spaces in your body that they say represent a newfound human organ, and this "organ" just might be your body's biggest -- but not all experts are convinced.
It's the part of the body known as the Interstitium, a name for widespread, fluid-filled spaces within and between tissues all over your body, according to a study published in the journal Scientific Reports on Tuesday.
It's under all your skin and mucous membranes....  oh my.

Why this triggers me:

The M-protein produced by Strep Pyogenes generates antibodies that cross-react with interstitial connective tissue.

Uh huh.

So many things to celebrate

Here's the first lesson of Sexual Assault Awareness Month-   Memorize it.

“I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.” ~President Trump
Here's the rest of the curriculum-  (thanks to Betty Bowers)