Yo- CDC- The zombies are here already. They just don't know it.
All the people who are preparing for the Imminent SuperVirus on this show- the "Preppers"- exhibit known post-streptococcal autoimmune symptoms. Like OCD.
Imagine that.
They claim they will kill themselves if they are infected and become zombies.
I doubt that, but really folks, it's not necessary. Just spend your tattoo money on dentistry, okay?
Update.
Holy Crap. Guess who's buying those...