There are a couple runner ups . All girls this year.
Third place goes to Lindsay Lohan just for surviving. Geez Louise Woman.
Second place goes to Miley Cyrus for giving up gluten and promptly exhibiting a parade of manic behaviors.
But the prize goes to Honey Boo Boo for putting a face on the problem.
I'd Redneckonize those symptoms anywhere...
She shows exactly what is possible if you run into the vortex instead of away.
Congratulations Ladies.
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