Overly waifish models best beware: according to one recent grad, clients whose BMI (Body Mass Index) is below the minimum are put on “cardio restriction” and required to spend an hour meditating in the Center’s “Serenity” hall until they pack on some extra pounds. Given the quality of the cuisine here, that won't be too hard: breakfast consists of a host of “yummy” hot and cold options that are reminiscent of Sunday brunch at Grandma’s country club—with an omelet stand and huevos rancheros, along with a huge selection of yogurts and fresh fruits towering over a bountiful pile of baked goods. Lunch and dinner selections are said to be equally tantalizing.Yes, you sick girls stop exercising and eat some of those baked goods. That should increase your serenity.
Good grief. Sorry, Lindsay.
