Thursday, May 9, 2013

Yo Mom

Remember how you nagged me my entire life about my smoking?
Remember how you blamed Dad's Parkinson's on the tobacco chewing?

Nicotine may prevent Parkinson's
New research reveals that Solanaceae -- a flowering plant family with some species producing foods that are edible sources of nicotine -- may provide a protective effect against Parkinson's disease. The study appearing today in Annals of Neurology, a journal of the American Neurological Association and Child Neurology Society, suggests that eating foods that contain even a small amount of nicotine, such as peppers and tomatoes, may reduce risk of developing Parkinson's.
You're wrong.
Please find something else to bitch about.
Like maybe my grammar.