In Nursing Homes, an Epidemic of Poor Dental Hygiene
If you consider the inevitable vitamin D deficiency and constant supply of drugs and effin pancakes...
Maybe they don't really need a "nursing home".
And I'm guessing the "next big thing" will be tons of invasive dental care for those tormented people. Make it worse. Maybe induce some heart attacks and strokes too.
More misery, more money.
(edit- they could get some psychs in there to brush those people's teeth...)