Stuart Heritage
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No dear, despite the fact that sleep improves memory- it is not normal or healthy for adults to nap after lunch. You are not part of a Secret Special Sleep Society, you are showing the unmistakable signs of narcolepsy.
Your article is what I call leaning into the pitch. You are asking for some real head trauma.
Intense rationalization of our symptoms is a symptom. I will assume you also appreciate the "healthy" effects of a low-fat diet.