Brain Eating Zombie of the Day

Stuart Heritage

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No dear, despite the fact that sleep improves memory- it is not normal or healthy for adults to nap after lunch.  You are not part of a Secret Special Sleep Society, you are showing the unmistakable signs of narcolepsy.

Your article is what I call leaning into the pitch.   You are asking for some real head trauma.

Intense rationalization of our symptoms is a symptom.  I will assume you  also appreciate the "healthy" effects of a low-fat diet.