Zombie Recovery Room

How science is finding new ways to bring the dead back to life

Other researchers are looking into the role that hibernation could play in resuscitation. By examining the importance of hormones and metabolism in animals from the squirrel to the wood frog to the lemur (the only primate to hibernate), they hope to unlock the hidden hibernation abilities latent in us all.

“Some researchers think that maybe, someday, hibernation might also be a routine part of clinical care,” Casarett wrote.

Yeah maybe, but first you guys really should understand how very likely it is that will induce diabetes in your patients...