Sunday, December 28, 2014

State of the Art

2014: Our year in trendy diets
From top-secret military nutritionists to butter coffee, Americans proved we have no idea how to eat.
I gotta check into that military diet... looks like they are actively inducing bipolar in those hyperactive guys...  geez louise... that would explain a lot...

Anyhow, the point is, I don't care how fcking scientific you say your diet is,  if you haven't explicitly accounted for the glucose sensitive effects of Orexin, you are full of shit.

(And I am not even considering the complete absence of any mention of illness.  Ever.)