kitchen table hypotheses

Acetaminophen and ibuprofen were found to target vital proteins involved in the cellular process, metabolism, and virulence of red complex pathogens. An in-depth knowledge on the interaction of these drugs and their antibacterial activity would add to the plethora of merits gained by these drugs in clinical setting.

On the topic of Toxic Masculinity

(obligatory Bump back up top)

Now that I have pretty much satisfied most of my personal medical obsessions- I am going to turn my gaze on the one I think causes the most problems in the world: Men’s obsession with their dicks.

It’s pathological. It has destroyed civilized society.

Here’s my hypothesis: Your penises are never happy because you don’t know how they work. They are mistreated and abused. They become impaired.

First of all, most of them have been chronically infected by germs that live in saliva. Do the math.

P. gingivalis impairs the sensory nerves in the skin. That’s a big problem. Sexual success is dependent on the ability to perceive pressure and vibrations.

It also causes inflammation in the tissues. Which is irritating. Abrasions then allow the germs into blood vessels, and they get less elastic.

It also gets in the ducts and impairs the draining function.

I wouldn't be surprised if it traveled to your spine and gave you all that back pain...

Secondly, you don’t know how to operate them properly. You’re terrible drivers.

Orgasm does not just occur in the genitals. It also drains the glands in the face and throat. You never ever include that in your workout. There are vibration sensors in your nasal sinuses too. You must move your head and neck, you need to stretch your face and tongue. If you synchronize this with your hips, you will be able to drain your cranium and relax completely. Yes it looks stupid, but it’s important.

It’s not a wonder you people are never happy.

Stop blaming women. You’re the ones suffering from Hysterical Suffocation. Y'all should have figured that out a long time ago. Try some curcumin soap and lotion instead. Reduce your inflammation and infectious burden. Fix your nasty teeth, they impair your facial nerves. Clean your mouth and nose before sex too.

And please, stop doing weird anti-masturbation rituals. It’s quite healthy and satisfying if you do it right.

(for the record, I'm pretty sure you're going to want your children to have a vaccine for this...)

You're Welcome.

Sunday, September 21, 2025

From the interwebs

“Just saw somebody call the exaggerated, over-the-top, groupthink hero worship of CK a ‘circle Kirk’ and I'm not sure if I'll ever recover.”

State of the Insanity

The demented President published his criminal plans in public, along with complaints about being prosecuted for previous crimes.

Fuckity Fucksticks, What the fuck!?!?

He's deleted it, make sure you have a copy.

Saturday, September 20, 2025

Cause and Effect

Eating Mediterranean could be the secret to healthy gums

Eating more like the Mediterranean—rich in vegetables, legumes, fruits, and olive oil—may do more than just support heart health. A new King’s College London study suggests it also protects against gum disease by lowering inflammation markers in the blood.

So close...

Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Dear MAHA

(bumping to the top)

You are right, the medical system is ineffective. But ignoring infectious disease is the absolute wrong strategy for public health care. Decades of searching for non-communicable causes (diet, toxins, stress, etc.) is the reason you have so many chronic illnesses. Feel free to blame Freud and Psychs, I agree with you they're useless.

Unfortunately, you're also trashing the most important part of medicine: Infection surveillance and prevention.

There are a lot of problematic germs circulating right now, but let me tell you about one you probably already have… Porphyromonas gingivalis is a bacterium that causes chronic gum disease.

It is invisible and painless. It disables pain receptors. You can't see or feel it.
It penetrates your oral cells in about fifteen minutes. It then moves into your nerves and blood.
It creates toxic molecules that travel around your body and cut your collagen and hemoglobin apart. They also destroy GLP-1 and cause Diabetes.
It get swallowed into your digestive tract. It interacts with alcohol to trigger many Cancers.
It gets inhaled into your lungs and promotes pulmonary diseases and cancer.
It combines with Strep mutans to create Atherosclerosis.
It combines with the Herpes 1 virus and other microbes in the brain to cause Alzheimer’s.
It interacts with Epstein-Barr virus to create Multiple Sclerosis pathology.
It probably interacts with H. pylori and Candida albicans to create stomach ulcers and Parkinson’s.
IT IS ALSO TRANSMITTED SEXUALLY…
It lives in the genitals and causes erectile dysfunction and eventually prostate cancer.
It lives in the uterine area and placenta and causes pregnancy problems.
It is strongly associated with AUTISM. Not only via infection of the mother during pregnancy, but familial transmission after birth.
Almost everyone has it. (this includes All humans throughout history.)
It is resistant to most antibiotics. It disables common antiseptics.
There are already effective vaccines for mice.

RFKJr IS COMPLETELY WRONG. HUMAN VACCINES ARE EXACTLY WHAT IS NEEDED.

The cause of human suffering is microbes. It always has been.

Here’s a good review article:

Porphyromonas gingivalis and Its Systemic Impact: Current Status

Here’s my thoughts on the topic:

Auntie Zombie Explains Insanity

The more you know

@QasimRashid@mastodon.social

Barely making the news cycle but the Trump DOJ has deleted a National Institute of Justice study showing that “white supremacist and far-right violence in the United States outpaces all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism.” Per the Wayback Machine it was there on 9/12/25.

(Credit to Daniel Malmer, a PhD student studying online extremism at UNC-Chapel Hill, who first noticed the deletion.)

Also

Medicare now has coronary monitors on decrepit old guys and just calls them up and tells them they need new stents. But they don't fix their teeth or brains...

It's fucking up the natural balance of the planet.

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Current Events

This (waves hands around) is what happens when you tell boys that masturbation is unacceptable.

Monday, September 15, 2025

A few thoughts on Gluttony and Sloth

The more I look, the less I see Free Will.

All gram negative bacteria,and most other microbes in the blood lower orexin levels. Orexin is a neurotransmitter that controls energy levels. Orexin stimulates dopamine production , so motivation is decreased as well.

Animals with low orexin levels are lethargic, and eat less but weigh more than controls.

Almost all infections cause astrocytes in the brain to decrease their functioning, and the neurons to increase production of beta amyloid, slowing down thinking and reducing attention and memory.

P. gingivalis in specific:

The gingipains cleave hemoglobin. This lowers available oxygen to the cells.
And GLP-1. Lowering your ability to metabolize glucose.
It disables insulin receptors. Raising your insulin resistance.
And mitochondria. They produce reactive oxygen instead of ATP.

That's just one microbe. It fucks up metabolism on many levels. It also interacts with many others in many known and unknown ways...

Now- Everyone-

You must stop telling us to eat less and move more.

Stop telling yourselves and everyone that laziness and overeating make us fat.

Stop giving us drugs and activities that don't solve the problem.

This is not an "Eating Disorder" - it is CHRONIC METABOLIC DYSFUNCTION caused by missed diagnoses...

Fuck All Y'All.

Cha Ching