Sunday, February 15, 2026

Friday, February 13, 2026

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Secretary of Health and Human Services

Measles cases in US top 900 as CDC confirms infections in 24 states

See the Vortex

Chronic Illness is the goal of this administration.

Herpes viruses contribute to Alzheimer's.

The undisputed champion

Trump, 79, Sparks Health Concerns With Bizarre Slurring

Everyone thinks this is cognitive. It is not. It is dental infection. (so was Biden's) The cognitive problems are a whole different mechanism.

I told you his left side was bad. Look at that swelling. He's clearly got calcification in both of the main salivary ducts. When the one under his tongue is pinched it derails his "S" pronunciation. It's possible he had this one probed and dilated, or maybe he's got a bad tooth.

This event was fascinating because then the upper duct flinched and set off his phrenic nerve. That weird phrase in the middle is Tourettes, his mouth adjusting the salivary ducts and motor nerves with vocalization. It sounds like something he WASN'T supposed to say, a diabolical hallmark of tics.

He clearly is used to this, he recovered without stopping.

Yeah, Me too.

Wednesday, February 11, 2026

Just Sayin'

Donald Trump has not played golf since January 18th.

Tuesday, February 10, 2026

Pop Quiz

Count the red flags.

Meet The Internet’s Most Disturbing New Influencer

Monday, February 9, 2026

Holy Frankenfuck

I am so tired of hearing about perverts. Hearing the lies of perverts. Paying for the crimes of perverts. And living with my personal memories of perverts.

One more time:

On the topic of Toxic Masculinity

Now that I have pretty much satisfied most of my personal medical obsessions- I am going to turn my gaze on the one I think causes the most problems in the world: Men’s obsession with their dicks.

It’s pathological. It has destroyed civilized society.

Here’s my hypothesis: Your penises are never happy because you don’t know how they work. They are mistreated and abused. They become impaired.

First of all, most of them have been chronically infected by germs that live in saliva. Do the math.

P. gingivalis impairs the sensory nerves in the skin. That’s a big problem. Sexual success is dependent on the ability to perceive pressure and vibrations.

It also causes inflammation in the tissues. Which is irritating. Abrasions then allow the germs into blood vessels, and they get less elastic.

It also gets in the ducts and impairs the draining function.

I wouldn't be surprised if it traveled to your spine and gave you all that back pain...

Secondly, you don’t know how to operate them properly. You’re terrible drivers.

Orgasm does not just occur in the genitals. It also drains the glands in the face and throat. You never ever include that in your workout. There are vibration sensors in your nasal sinuses too. You must move your head and neck, you need to stretch your face and tongue. If you synchronize this with your hips, you will be able to drain your cranium and relax completely. Yes it looks stupid, but it’s important.

It’s not a wonder you people are never happy.

Stop blaming women. You’re the ones suffering from Hysterical Suffocation. Y'all should have figured that out a long time ago. Try some curcumin soap and lotion instead. Reduce your inflammation and infectious burden. Fix your nasty teeth, they impair your facial nerves. Clean your mouth and nose before sex too.

And please, stop doing weird anti-masturbation rituals. It’s quite healthy and satisfying if you do it right.