You don’t want fortunes and slaves because you are superior in some way.
It’s a sign of physical and cognitive exhaustion and an inability to manage your own lives. Infirmity. Incompetence. I know exactly how much easier the symptoms are to endure and hide if you have resources and can hire assistance...
Your need to command others belies your inability to control your own existence.
Now that I have pretty much satisfied most of my personal medical obsessions- I am going to turn my gaze on the one I think causes the most problems in the world: Men’s obsession with their dicks.
It’s pathological. It has destroyed civilized society.
Here’s my hypothesis: Your penises are never happy because you don’t know how they work. They are mistreated and abused. They become impaired.
First of all, most of them have been chronically infected by germs that live in saliva. Do the math.
P. gingivalis impairs the sensory nerves in the skin. That’s a big problem. Sexual success is dependent on the ability to perceive pressure and vibrations.
It also causes inflammation in the tissues. Which is irritating. Abrasions then allow the germs into blood vessels, and they get less elastic.
It also gets in the ducts and impairs the draining function.
I wouldn't be surprised if it traveled to your spine and gave you all that back pain...
Secondly, you don’t know how to operate them properly. You’re terrible drivers.
Orgasm does not just occur in the genitals. It also drains the glands in the face and throat. You never ever include that in your workout. There are vibration sensors in your nasal sinuses too. You must move your head and neck, you need to stretch your face and tongue. If you synchronize this with your hips, you will be able to drain your cranium and relax completely. Yes it looks stupid, but it’s important.
It’s not a wonder you people are never happy.
Stop blaming women. You’re the ones suffering from Hysterical Suffocation. Y'all should have figured that out a long time ago. Try some curcumin soap and lotion instead. Reduce your inflammation and infectious burden. Fix your nasty teeth, they impair your facial nerves. Clean your mouth and nose before sex too.
And please, stop doing weird anti-masturbation rituals. It’s quite healthy and satisfying if you do it right.
(for the record, I'm pretty sure you're going to want your children to have a vaccine for this...)
Study suggests coffee really is the fountain of youth
Center for Neuroscience and Cell Biology researchers in Portugal report that regular, moderate coffee consumption (three cups per day) not only contributes to a longer life but also enhances the quality of those additional years by reducing the risk of major age-related diseases and maintaining better overall health.
Detailed mapping shows how astrocytes change throughout the progression of Alzheimer's disease
Homeostatic astrocytes, which maintain brain synaptic function, declined in regions with advanced AD neuropathology whereas reactive, disease-associated astrocytes increased in proportion.
Here's my all-time-favorite scientific article: The Other Half of the Brain
I'm pretty sure there are better ways to reform the Health Insurance industry.
He's an extreme example of the problem.
This explains a lot more than any election pundit.
A University of Florida Health study found that men with COVID-19 are more than three times more likely to be diagnosed with erectile dysfunction, or ED, than those who are not sickened by the coronavirus. The paper adds to emerging evidence that COVID-19 might impact sexual function, researchers said.
In light of new experimental results, I am going to alter the grand hypothesis a bit.
I have been biting and ripping off my fingernails since I was a toddler. 60 years. I knew it was an infection. I have tried everything and nothing ever helped. I finally gave up when I started remodeling.
I put the curcumin cream on my fingernails and the urge to rip them off ceased immediately. Not soon. Not overnight. Within seconds. With regular use, my nail beds have healed and my nails are growing. So I put it on my toenails too. The same thing is happening to my feet.
Moreover, the inflammation in my hands and feet has reduced. My joints are loosening. The pain in my hands all the way to my shoulders has subsided. Ankles, knees and hips too.
I'm becoming pretty sure that arthritis comes from the periphery, not the digestive tract. Wounds to the hands and feet allow the limbs to become infected.
I like the soap a lot too, but it's rather drying and requres lotion afterwards.
Morgan County couple face charges for attempting to circumcise child
Yeah, daddy needs to visit a dentist. Like, ten years ago.
The woman who can smell Parkinson's disease
Yes, it's it the weird fermentation going on in their mouths and stomachs.
For the record: I have every intention of calling everyone out. Not just men.
Let me start with Oprah.
That woman has done more damage than almost anyone I can think of in my
lifetime. I grew up in the Chicago
area. I watched her way back when she
started. Every day after school. Until Dr. Phil.
Looking back, everything she has ever promoted has
been bullshit. Especially “Dr. Phil’ and
“Dr. Oz”. Those are two Dangerous
Motherfuckers who are now getting Federal Administation consideration. They really should be required to clean Alzheimer’s
patients’ teeth for the rest of their lives.
Oprah should think long and hard about how she wants to proceed. She has made a shit-ton of money off our
suffering. She still does. She could do a lot of good with her fortune. Right now she is a walking/ talking
advertisement for Ozempic. We’ll see.
What America really needs right now is Sugar Free Lozenges with Curcumin. They are available on the other side of the world....
The brain microbiome: could understanding it help prevent dementia?
Yes, yes it does.
The reason all these infections cause dementia is because astrocytes become less functional during infection. Beta Amyloid is also produced by the astrocytes when there are microbes in the brain. That is not a mystery.
Yeah that whole "sterile brain" theory really was a fuckup. That's what my professors taught me... while my brain was infected and destroying my ability to function. The apex of gaslighting.
It's okay if you don't hang out with your family tomorrow. I won't.
I haven't gone to their Thanksgiving dinners in a very long time. It's better for my sanity.
I usually eat a giant plate of Nachos Supreme. That's my cheat meal. I'm always thankful for nachos. We watch Addams Family Values every year too.
Tomorrow we will be having friends over. Immigrants who have never celebrated Thanksgiving. It will be fun. But we won't be having nachos...
You do not have to participate in an overhyped holiday. Especially this year. Don't worry if people will be offended. They're probably sick and contagious anyway. Practice self care. Try the nachos.
“There is a game of puzzles which is played upon a map. One party playing requires another to find a given word — the name of town, river, state or empire — any word, in short, upon the motley and perplexed surface of the chart. A novice in the game generally seeks to embarrass his opponents by giving them the most minutely lettered names; but the adept selects such words as stretch, in large characters, from one end of the chart to the other.”
Edgar Allen Poe- The Purloined Letter
Apparently Turmeric is easy to grow in tropical climates. Just sayin.
(It can also be grown indoors in less favorable climates.
It would be nice if someone would scale up a rootstock suppy
house…)
High potency antimicrobial action delivered directly to the oral tissues.
"Gaetz would crush up ED medication and chase it with power drinks so he could have a longer evening,"
Weird flex, dude.
