Holy Frankenfuck

I am so tired of hearing about perverts.  Hearing the lies of perverts.  Paying for the crimes of perverts.  And living with my personal memories of perverts.

One more time:

On the topic of Toxic Masculinity

Now that I have pretty much satisfied most of my personal medical obsessions- I am going to turn my gaze on the one I think causes the most problems in the world:  Men’s obsession with their dicks.  

It’s pathological.  It has destroyed civilized society.

Here’s my hypothesis:   Your penises are never happy because you don’t know how they work.  They are mistreated and abused.   They become impaired.

First of all, most of them have been chronically infected by germs that live in saliva.   Do the math.

P. gingivalis impairs the sensory nerves in the skin.   That’s a big problem.  Sexual success is dependent on the ability to perceive pressure and vibrations. 

It also causes inflammation in the tissues.   Which is irritating.    Abrasions then allow the germs into blood vessels, and they get less elastic.

It also gets in the ducts and impairs the draining function.

I wouldn't be surprised if it traveled to your spine and gave you all that back pain...

 

Secondly, you don’t know how to operate them properly.   You’re terrible drivers.

Orgasm does not just occur in the genitals.   It also drains the glands in the face and throat.  You never ever include that in your workout.   There are vibration sensors in your nasal sinuses too.  You must move your head and neck, you need to stretch your face and tongue.  If you synchronize this with your hips, you will be able to drain your cranium and relax completely.   Yes it looks stupid, but it’s important.

It’s not a wonder you people are never happy.  

Stop blaming women.  You’re the ones suffering from Hysterical Suffocation.  Y'all should have figured that out a long time ago.  Try some curcumin soap and lotion instead.  Reduce your inflammation and infectious burden.  Fix your nasty teeth, they impair your facial nerves.  Clean your mouth and nose before sex too.

And please, stop doing weird anti-masturbation rituals.  It’s quite healthy and satisfying if you do it right.

What a dick

He took over the Kennedy Center to host the premier of Melania's ridiculous movie.  

Her silence really is golden.

(my peeps know he fell asleep after three minutes in the dark)

See the vortex

 Oh my.   Fucking Brilliant.  

Christopher Titus | Carrying Monsters (Full Comedy Special)

Notice:  NSFW..  ALL the trigger warnings.   

"These are not my teeth"  😬

Are we Great yet?

Trump cannot remember the word Alzheimer's

Big Boy Toys

It seems he invaded Venezuela for the Peace Prize. 

I wonder if he will pardon Maduro, now that he has it.

Now he's threatening NATO to distract them.   

Putin is up to something.

Buy a Guy some Dentistry

 

The false promise of whitening strips

There are a lot of cosmetic procedures that hide the symptoms of gum disease.

Hydrogen peroxide doesn't kill the P. gingivalis which is making your teeth yellow.   Bright white incisors are a big flag to check the back teeth.

This is our buddy Jonathan Ross when he was younger.   

See the pathology.  See the vortex.

State of the Insanity

 

Been here. Done this.

Yeah, on both sides.  The right side healed after extraction.  The left side became cancer.

Her dentist said it was fine for 8 years

Righteous Mania is a symptom of Brain Infection

 This agitated young man needs a hospital and a dentist.   Not a megaphone.

He is septic somewhere.  Xray those 3rd molars first.

I am quite convinced the armed men behind him never go to the dentist.  And they've all had COVID, at least once.   

Righteous Mania is NOT Normal

Do not give aggressive people guns.

This one has PTSD as well.... thus the complete lack of impulse control.

Rerun Again

 On this Veteran's Day (2016), I think of my father who was an Air Force fighter pilot.   He was an obsessively dedicated and talented hotshot.

In 1962, he spent about a week in an airplane on a tarmac in Florida, waiting to see if he would have to bomb Cuba.

"I lived in that machine with an atomic bomb strapped to my ass."

That's how he put it.

He was lucky that John F. Kennedy was president.   Because my father was a good soldier.

Listen to Him

Laurence knows things.

Why they want to silence old women

Because we don't forget the shitty behavior of men. 

Former Jan. 6 rioter apologies for role in Capitol Insurrection

So Close

 'Like sepsis': Ex-GOP lawmaker says MAGA is being eaten alive by an incredible 'infection'

It's right under your nose...

The human condition

 

Farewell 2025

 

The Goddess Nemesis Waves Hello

Now in general, I advocate against repetitive head injury.  It causes long term neurological complicatons.

But there are exceptions,   This will not work out well for him.  Money can't buy you brains.

Hello Captain

I finally got this scream shot.

Remember, this face is full of botox.   

I wonder why it's not helping.

There it is

Nick Reiner.   His head is septic.

Eighteen attempts at rehab.   Fuck you people.

Patients running the Asylum

Replication Crisis

The replication crisis in psychology refers to concerns about the credibility of findings in psychological science. The term, which originated in the early 2010s, denotes that only about 30% of the findings in behavioral science can be replicated: Researchers do not obtain results comparable to the original, peer-reviewed study when repeating that study using similar procedures. For this reason, many scientists question the accuracy of published findings and now call for increased scrutiny of research practices in psychology.

Yes there's a reason for this.   The reason is they only study behavior.  Genes have shown very little direct causation. Still, they do not include infection in their calculations.

This is the legacy of Sigmund Freud.   He started his career as a brain anatomist.   He studied human brains under primitive microscopes.  When he decided there was nothing in the brain to cause "neurotic" symptoms, he made up a whole bunch of shit involving classical and operant conditioning, which were also new and very much in vogue.   He gave his made up cognitive theories latin names to make them sound scientific. 

Then he sat in his office listening to his rich patients complain, while his wife and mother catered to his daily needs and every whim.  He never cured anyone.  He was obsessed with sex.  He smoked and drank and his face rotted from oral cancer.  He became a nasty old curmudgeon.  Then he committed suicide.  Go figure.  

He was successful because there was no way to disprove him at the time.

The current state of Psychology is no better.    It doesn't work because it doesn't consider sickness behavior.  It's a big circle of correlating behavioral symptoms with eachother.  And blaming the patients...

Because of Freud, most of those "professionals" were taught the brain is sterile.   It is not.  And they are surely as infected as the rest of us.   Just like their hero.

Chef's Kiss. Gold Star. A+. Dayum.

 

Oh lordy, there are plaques

Hypergraphia is a symptom of righteous mania.

Donald Trump's Walk of Fame

Tnanks, Adam.

 

Face Cancer

Yeah, been there.   done that.   

It seems he wears scar tape on his nose regularly.   It's probably why he wears extra make-up sometimes.  He forgets to powder the tape though.   It's shiny.

This is in July in Scotland.  I see two sores.  One on the tip of the nose, one between the eyebrows.   I wonder what is under the tape...