Thursday, January 9, 2014

Bwa ha ha ha ha

Sleep Number’s Solution for Better Snoozing
Does your partner snore?
At the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas this week, Sleep Number introduced a smart bed so smart that one feature allows you to adjust your snoring partner’s elevation, raising them higher in order to decrease their heavy breathing.
The new bed, called the x12, monitors your heart rate, breathing, positioning and the number of times you get out of bed during your sleep. The Sleep IQ technology is all inside the bed, nothing needs to be worn while you sleep.
Silencing a snorer and monitoring your health while you sleep will cost you, though. The bed is currently retailing for $8,000.
Yes, but none of that will alleviate your partner's sinus or throat infection...
Trust me, Sleep Number does not want to improve your sleep.   If you got better, they wouldn't be able to sell those outrageously expensive high-tech bags of air.