If this is the effed up bizarro world I have to live in-
Who really needs brain cells and sanity?
The possibilities are mind boggling.
Joe Arpaio for Director of Homeland Security?
Martin Shkreli for FDA Chairman?
I've got a real urge to eat some Jack in the Box tacos...
And sink into the predictable swirly dreams about Idris Elba.
I really miss my semi-conscious life. It's way better than this nightmare.
Even the hangover migraines are more tolerable.
It's a bad day for the future of sanity.