As I was saying

How to Make a Berserker:
Eat a lot of sugar to numb the pain of your septic tooth infections.

Oof!
Similarly, this is the most exquisite tweet in the last 8 months:

@LOLGOP

Steve Bannon, still there like the rotting wisdom tooth you keep meaning to have removed.

Word.
Pardon me for neglecting the blog and celebrating Schadenfreude Week instead...