Words Matter

This is what male humans call fun.

That is not fun.
I grew up in the 60's, 70's and 80's.  I have always had impulse control problems. I have had a lot of indulgent fun in my life. 
That is boring. Clearly any fool can do that.
If you truly have an overwhelming urge to destroy things, get a job in demolition- it's an actual career path with really cool toys.