“By God’s visitation, reigned a wonderful plague,” King James’ patent for the region noted in 1620, “that had led to the utter Destruction, Devastation, and Depopulation of that whole territory.”
Let us celebrate the violent hemorrhagic deaths of millions by joining together and eating sedative amounts of carbohydrates, suppressing our immune systems, and exchanging our current batch of microbes...
That seems appropriate.
(pro tip- stop at a pharmacy on your way to gramma's- zinc lozenges will activate your immune system and protect your salivary glands and mucous tissues and even raise your orexin levels via the vagus nerve in your lower jaw... )
