Some very infected men are now floating the idea of a Department of Menstrual Surveillance. I believe this is intended to replace the Department of Education.
Since they have said this out loud, I'm pretty sure their candidate will lose.
Anyhow, if we're super-practical and think like them....
What we really need is a department of Dental Surveillance.
Let's see inside those big fat mouths. Do some amyloid tests.
