Dear Dr. Dreamy

Thanks for contacting me.
One of the reasons I moved to Arizona is because it is sunny, warm and dry and a good climate for a person with darkness sensitivity, no brown fat and recurring respiratory infections.  The other reason is because it swarming with "medical professionals" making lots of money off the people like me who end up here when they're sick and tired.

I didn't realize that was your crazy clinic up there in the hills, but yeah- I have every intention of putting you out of business. 
You still want to hear my thoughts on Narcolepsy?