Zombie Shopping

It seems those good old boys up in Oregon need some supplies.
Since the Pacific Northwest is notoriously known for upper respiratory infections and depression, here's my suggestions:

Castille Soap, lots of it.
Baking soda
Soft toothbrushes
Foam Oral Swabs
Fluoride Mouth Rinse
Saline nasal spray
Kleenex
Q-tips
Olive oil
Chicken broth
White Tea
Aspirin

Those macho men are sick and cranky and experiencing the predictable emotional tantrums.   They really need to take some showers, brush their damn teeth, and do some vigorous mucous removal in their heads.  Start acting like grown men instead of snotty toddlers.