Sunday, December 31, 2017

Next Year will be Better

Hang in There.

Everywhere. Always.

So I went to see The Last Jedi-

And all I could think through the whole thing was:
"That Snoke guy must have a wicked headache.   No wonder he's so mean."

Not to mention, Vader had a pretty bad respiratory problem and terrible epithelial injuries from being thrown into a volcano.

Anyhow, I concluded that if Kylo Ren took better care of his crowded teeth and pinched nasal ducts he could probably be turned back toward the light.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017


That's the word I've been trying to identify.  Self explanatory.  Carry on.

Monday, December 25, 2017

Happy Merry

This article rings all my bells. Nasal Misfit Irony.  Ho Ho Ho!

How a Shy Jewish Boy’s Nose Issues Gave America Rudolf for Christmas

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Merry Effin Christmas America

"You all just got a lot richer," President Trump told friends dining at Mar-a-Lago Friday night, hours after signing tax overhaul into law.
I hope you and yours have enough resources to eat and nurse your winter infections at the same time.
I truly, truly do.

Merry Fucking Christmas from the NRA

A teen is charged with killing his girlfriend’s parents. They had worried he was a neo-Nazi.

This is EXACTLY what I have been afraid of all year.
Summary executions by hyperactive punks.
This is the shit that is simmering in the infected heads of men all over America.
This is the predictably insane outcome of male entitlement combined with illness induced mania 

Thursday, December 21, 2017

So Much Winning

This young man is Wyatt Koch.
He thanks America for making him rich forever.
He will never have any problems paying for anything despite his inability to do real work due the obvious physical and cognitive complications of his raging head infections. 

Monday, December 18, 2017

The Moral of the Story

my new favorite thing.
Thanks to John Fugelsang. 

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Happy Holidays

I have learned two things over the past couple years.
  • I do not want to be sick anymore. I do not want to hang around with sick people or eat their food.
  • I (am not and) really do not want to be a Christian. And I have zero patience remaining for christian Trump supporters after last week.

So, if you live in my town, please don’t expect me to participate in your Christmas rituals. I am not up for any part of it. And I will no longer submit and pretend I am.

Winter gatherings are the annual incubating ground of chronic physical and mental illnesses.
But please, do have fun, and enjoy the food and gift and microbe exchange.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

This is How it Begins

One Hasty Study Doesn’t Mean That “Man Flu” Is Real

But a whole body of scientific research does suggest that men are more vulnerable to respiratory infections...

I can breathe

Thank You Alabama!!!!!
Thanks to all the black folks who stepped up and worked and planned and brought out the voters.
You have restored my faith in the system.   If Nazis and Russians can't prevent this result, then it's not too late for America.

I have spent the last year with one goal in mind.   To preserve my sanity.
I really, honestly didn't think I would make it 12 months.
Truly.  I have been sedated every waking moment since Nov 9, 2016.

At first it was unbearable.  I was still having insomnia and anxiety symptoms from my dental problems.  I finally managed to fix my head, though. For the first time in my life- I don't have a headache.  My teeth and gums have finally completely healed and my head isn't clenched and my ears aren't ringing.  It's been a truly amazing thing to experience.

But the imminent possibility of the destruction of democracy still made it hard to think...
All my neural bandwidth was used up by the Republican Shitshow.

Thank you so much Alabama.

I'm gonna be able to sober up now and write my big thesis.  

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

This is Why

Because this old man and his depressed daughter probably suffered from the same chronic illness.
It made him righteous and mean, and it made her want to die.
This is the timeless tragedy of the human condition. 

America is full of sick, miserable people.  That's the real problem.
And the one Republicans want to make ten times worse.

I will light a candle today and hope for sanity.

Monday, December 11, 2017

State of the Cephalus

The Head of State is still deteriorating.

It seems like merely standing and reading is strenuous for him now.
That's because he's very sick, and his metabolism is no longer functioning.   And that adolescent diet he ingests only makes it worse.   It destroys his energy level and immune response.

His entire head is clogging up now.  Trust me, he has a headache ALL the time.
The sinus infections have settled in and the skin on his face is now getting sclerotic.   His cheeks have hardened and no longer have fine motor movements.   It's as if he's wearing a leather mask.

His nasty right sinus has surely been  draining into his mouth, and now there is something wrong with his lower jaw on that side.  It may be a bad tooth down there, but I would bet a Benjamin that he has a calcium stone in his right maxillary salivary duct.   That's a predictable consequence of long term strep infection, and they are impossible to feel until they try to get out.

Anyhow,  that's what I think is going on in this clip of him slurring.
The stone moved, pinched the nerve in his jaw, and paralyzed his tongue for a moment.
You can see him gag and twitch and try to move it subtly.   Here's a different video, made weeks before, when I first noticed this twitch. (0:35)

Most people assumed it was dentures, but neglected the fact he's too vain to even consider them.  He has classy implants and veneers.
The rest assume it was a stroke or dementia, but it was clearly transient dysarthria and not memory related.

(For the record- Yeah- been here done this too)

Edit 12/12:  more babbling...

I like that second clip a lot.   He's very bloated that day and laboring to speak.  The interesting thing is how disciplined he is in his face control.   He has certain poses he adopts when he's in distress- which is almost always, because he can't breathe through his nose...
He usually uses shouting as a reason to gasp and mouth breathe.
There's a "strong jaw" face-  clamps his front teeth together so the molars are not touching.  Opens mouth slightly to breathe.  (1:10)
The duck face relieves pinched nerves in the nose, and that overdone grin relieves stress on the jaw muscle that he likes to clench so much.
It's really a very choreographed set of actions.

I think he considers himself a great actor. 
I have always considered him a very advanced form of a pull string "See and Say" toy-  trigger him with a word, and he comes up with a canned response...

I have now decided that he imposes this rigorous mask regimen on Ivanka and Melania too.   Their faces never move and you can never see them breathe.

Saturday, December 2, 2017

America, Fuck Yeah.

Yesterday was historic. December 1, 2017.  Remember it always.

Republicans proved that they are willing to tolerate Treason to promote Tyranny.

Friday, December 1, 2017

Greedy Obscene Predators

The Republican tax bill is not just immoral. It is an act of violence
Rev Dr William Barber
Donald Trump and leaders in Congress are on the verge of enacting one of the most immoral pieces of legislation in our nation’s history. The Republican party has billed its plan as a tax cut for America’s middle class, but it is in fact an act of gross violence against America’s poor to serve the country’s richest and most powerful.
The claim of the cuts is scarcity. But we do not have scarcity of money; we have a scarcity of moral will. We have an abundance of resources that could end poverty for everyone.

Extremist leaders are proposing to give billions in tax breaks to the wealthy, and to pay for it by raising taxes and cutting life-saving services for poor people, working poor people and the most vulnerable among us.
Listen to what the prophets of old in our sacred traditions have to say about this:
Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the fatherless. (Isaiah 10:1-4)

Friday, November 17, 2017

This is Why

This is why we can't have nice things.

ht All In with Chris Hayes

Sunday, November 5, 2017

So let me get this straight...

The Republicans are going to establish a 2 Trillion dollar deficit and crush Medicare and Social Security and the middle class...

Because Robert Mercer has a 7 Billion dollar tax bill he'd rather not pay.

The extra $600 Million to the Trump Crime Family surely factors in somewhere, though.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

State of the Insanity


Thursday, October 26, 2017

See the Darkness

YouTube Trumpkin and Former Milo Intern Kills His Own Dad for Calling Him a Nazi

Yeah, in case you haven't figured it out, I know from personal experience that grinding on crooked teeth in combination with the weather induced vitamin D deficiency and chronic respiratory infections caused by living in Seattle tend to make one alternate between suicidal and homicidal thoughts...

It's why I moved to Arizona.

The clouds come in October, and the sun doesn't ever emerge before July... 
Last winter, Seattle was very cold and had record breaking rain.   Everyone was sick. 

I would bet a thousand dollars he had/has impacted wisdom teeth AND strep throat.
That shit will make you crazy.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Beyond Sublime

My week as a white non-Muslim

After watching Channel 4's My Week as a Muslim, in which Katie from Cheshire donned a brown face, fake nose and brown teeth to look more "Muslim", I decided that maybe something similar would help me overcome my fear of white people.
I teamed up with a make-up team to experience life on the other side, or My Week as a white non-Muslim.
... In order to fully pass as a white person, much work was needed to hide my far-too-handsome-to-pass-for-white face. The first task was my teeth. Centuries of healthy stock meant that everyone would see through my white disguise due to my delightfully straight teeth.
They had a dentist produce crooked veneers, with four false fillings thrown in for good measure...

Saturday, October 21, 2017

What a Loser

Steve Bannon says "It is about Winning. Nothing else matters" at California GOP convention. 

Yes, he clearly understands that lying and cheating and thuggery and being a generally abhorrent person doesn't matter at all to Values Voters...

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Maniacs Running the Asylum

Frail and disoriented, Cochran says he's not retiring
On one amendment, Cochran voted “yes” despite being told by an aide to vote “no.” The staffer tried to get the senator to switch his vote, but Cochran kept flashing the “thumbs up” sign, even walking over to the clerk tallying the vote and doing so. GOP floor staffers repeatedly told him the leadership wanted a "no" vote. Several more moments passed before Cochran realized he was voting the wrong way and then changed his vote.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Words Matter

This is what male humans call Winning.

Monday, October 16, 2017

Sunday, October 15, 2017


High intelligence: A risk factor for psychological and physiological overexcitabilities

Very good article.  Readable too.

Unfortunately nobody seems able to reliably predict what might cause hyperexcited sensory nerves or a chronic immune response...

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Not at all Surprising

A pharmacist says he has filled Alzheimer's prescriptions for members of Congress

I think we can all assume this is valid for all legislatures: local and federal, domestic and international.

"Follow the leaders," Berlin, Germany, April 2011.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

As I was Saying

Boy Howdy, Captain Beserker...
He claimed that he gambled all night and slept all day, and that he never visited the pool because “I do not do sun.”

Uh huh.   Las Vegas is the Mecca of these advanced-state impulse driven zombies.
Remember this?  How to make a Maniac:
Microbes, Fructose, Sleep deprivation and Vitamin D deficiency...

Monday, October 9, 2017

Article Roundup

Reliance on 'gut feelings' linked to belief in fake news
Yeah, gut feelings are influenced by gut infections.

Up to one-quarter of cancer patients use marijuana

Massive projected increase in use of antimicrobials in animals by 2030

Vaping is better for you than smoking cigarettes says new study

First evidence of the body's waste system in the human brain discovered

Researchers find link between bacterial imbalances and breast cancer

Predicting when a sound will occur relies on the brain's motor system
New research suggests that motor signals in the brain actually sharpen sound perception, and this effect is increased when we move in rhythm with the sound.

Dietary potassium regulates calcification of arteries

Different sugars, different risks to your liver

Researchers at Joslin Diabetes Center now have found that mice on a fatty diet who were given high levels of fructose in their diet suffered much worse metabolic effects than those given similar calories of glucose.

Vitamin D protects against severe asthma attacks

Respiratory tract infections in young children linked to asthma and worse lung function

Statin use appears to reduce risk of serious bacterial bloodstream infection
Users of statins, widely prescribed for prevention of cardiac disease, have a 27% lower risk of contracting a Staphylococcus aureus (S. aureus) bloodstream infection outside of a hospital.

Trying Not to Get Sick? Science Says You’re Probably Doing It Wrong
Cold and flu viruses transfer in very different ways than we think

Researchers discover the key to long-term memory
for the geeks.

Study says zinc can halt the growth of cancer cells

Popular Vitamin Supplement Appears To Cause Lung Cancer In Men
Vitamins B6 and B12 are taken by many to increase energy, but it turns out they can cause lung cancer in men.

Candy Anatomy

Hitler's Sweet Tooth

Antibiotics for dental procedures linked to superbug infection, study shows

Children who take up American football early 'at greater risk of brain impairment'
Speaking of things that cause dental problems.

Veterans Administration throws suicide stats out the back door on Friday at 5 p.m.
Also, the suicide rate for female veterans is 250 percent that for female non-vets.

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Toxic Sequela

A walking billboard of lifetime pathology- thus his repulsiveness to women (and urge to demean them)- but I'll just mention a couple things I haven't mentioned before-

Facial asymmetry is the quickest way to spot dental infections.  He has obvious eye drooping on the right side.  That's probably an upper first molar.  But it's hard to tell because his teeth are fake.
I would guess his dentist just capped right over the bad ones.   Happens all the time...

Those horizontal lines on the lower neck seem to be associated with runny noses and biofilms in the throat.

Grotesque- inside and out.


Forensics 101: Race Determination Based on the Skull
Whites tends to have smaller teeth, often with significant crowding and impacted third molars, and frequently exhibiting an overbite. Blacks rarely have crowding and the upper teeth often project outwards due to the angled shape of the maxilla. American Indians have well spaced teeth but often exhibit sclerosed dentition—when calcium deposits build up inside the tooth, thinning the root canal—leaving teeth loose within the mandible and easily cracked.

Friday, October 6, 2017

Epidemiology 101

3 percent of US adults own half the country’s guns, study says
-Just 3 percent of adults in the United States own half of the country’s guns, according to a new study by researchers at Harvard and Northeastern universities.  An estimated 7.7 million adults nationwide make up a group of so-called gun super-owners, stockpiling anywhere from eight firearms per person up to 140. On average, they own 17 guns apiece, researchers said.
-The Harvard-Northeastern study found that the percentage of Americans who own a gun at all has decreased slightly between 1994 and 2015, from about 25 percent to 22 percent.
-Nearly two-thirds of the 30,000-plus gun deaths in the United States each year are suicides.

Suicide Rates Highest Among Middle-Aged Men

Guns and Suicide- The Hidden Toll

White Men Have Committed More Mass Shootings than Any Other Group

White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color 
I examined Centers for Disease Control statistics on murder, gun killings and illegal-drug overdoses among white Americans. My analysis shows that the white Americans who are most at risk of dying from these causes are those who live in predominantly white counties.

This is a Fucking Symptom!!!

Acute Head Pain of Undeterminable Origin. 
“She said he would lie in bed, just moaning and screaming, ‘Oh my God,’” a former FBI official who was briefed on the situation told NBC News.
 Yeah, been there done that.

My Girl

This is Fannie Lou Hamer.   She would have been 100 today.
Anyhow, she was a civil rights activist and spoke my favorite quote:

"I am sick and tired of being sick and tired."
I am going to alter it slightly-

I am sick and tired of White Men being sick and angry. 

Monday, October 2, 2017

State of the Insanity

All Massacres Matter.

American Carnage

Isn't this GREAT?
Even an decrepit, infected, demented alcoholic can get pissed to the gills and take out a whole crowd.
Next stop- North Korea.
Cheers Everybody.

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Down to Fundamental Basics

Predicting seasonal weather and flooding and providing potable water are the foundations of civilization.

If you can't accept that responsibility, you are not fit to lead a society.

Friday, September 29, 2017

Tweet of the Year

I'm calling it now.

This is the alternate universe other universes warn their kids about.

@TheTweetOfGod - 25 Sep 2017

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

My Kingdom for this Knowledge

This is what bad sockets look like.  They drain yellow goop downwards.
These are crowded too close together and the nerves are probably constantly pinched.
2 front top teeth, drain down on 7 bottom teeth.
Look at how perfect they are otherwise.

This seems to be a thing, the crowding pinches the sockets.
My bad left bicuspid was lodged between two others, got pinched every time I chewed.
But it always looked perfect.  It never got a cavity.  And even though I had nine years of orthodontia,  my dentists never even noticed it - (Yeah, it would have been nice if they had pulled the bad tooth instead of the four others they chose to extract.)
Nobody ever mentioned it- even the hotshot high-tech dentist when I was 45 and had my entire mouth overhauled to alleviate my excruciating head pain...
That nerve started twitching when I was four years old.  Which is about the time I started sleepwalking.
It had stopped hurting by the time I was 17.  The suicidal ideation started around then.
And even though it was tweaked my whole life and the socket was basically an open sore in my mouth, I couldn't feel it and it didn't fall out until I was 53 and my Arizona dentist pushed it to the side and out of the trap.
It took two more years to figure out how to heal the wound though...

That tooth was like a railroad spike jamming into my ulcerated upper jaw my entire life.
A little Benzocaine probably could have diagnosed and solved the acute problem before I ground down all my other teeth, my entire head was affected, and my metabolism was shot.

It's a really nice tooth.  I'm having it silverplated.  It's my reward for not killing myself.

(for the record, I don't know whose teeth these are, but the right side upper and lower molars are toast, and this person definitely has auditory phenomena.  Probably both hearing loss and tinnitus or hallucinations.   But the dentist is marketing having the front ones straightened.)

(and just for some bonus irony, whitening yellow teeth with hydrogen peroxide makes the gums dry out and more prone to infection)

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Yo Old Folks

You aren't going to be needing any abortions any time soon- so I get your stance on that. Free Martyr Points are a nice incentive too.
But you are probably expecting someone to clean your shitty bed and wipe your nasty ass in the near future...

Tell your senators to vote NO on the Cassidy-Graham health care destruction bill.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Sheer Unmitigated Extortion

Koch network will withhold 400 million dollars from the RNC if ACA isn't repealed.

I think they believe it will make their dicks hard again.

(edit - TeaPain did the math:  400,000,000 / 32,000,000 lose insurance = $12.50
One life is worth $12.50! )

Sheer Unmitigated Madness

Republicans are going to destroy health care after ninety seconds of debate. Because Process.

Donald Trump just called Kim Jong-Un "Rocket Man" in front of the United Nations.

He's going to do a lot more crazy shit to distract you in the next two weeks.
Call your Senators and tell them to vote no on Cassidy-Graham.
Especially if you have a pre-existing condition or might need to get into a nursing home any time soon.... (yo old folks- wake up- that's YOU.)

Monday, September 18, 2017

Irony Squared

What Dentists Can Tell About Your Health Just By Looking In Your Mouth

Many antidepressants cause dry mouth, which can lead to cavities. SSRIs like Prozac, Paxil, and Zoloft commonly have this effect. While these drugs can help people manage mental health issues, some decrease the flow of saliva, which acts like a protective agent for teeth. Dentists who notice the issue or are alerted to it can recommend sprays, saliva substitutes, or other strategies for protecting teeth.


Alzheimer's drug stimulates tooth repair

Research shows aspirin could repair tooth decay
The research findings show that aspirin can enhance the function of stem cells found in the teeth thus helping self-repair by regenerating lost tooth structure.


Dr. Phil is going to kill Sinead O'Connor

No he hasn't diagnosed her correctly.   He's a complete fraud.  And so is Bipolar Disorder.
Look at her.  That woman has Irish teeth.  Her nose is throbbing.  She's a mess.  They're going to give her drugs that mask those symptoms and perpetuate the problem.
How can I get her to buy some Anbesol and Chloroseptic and numb her face so she can get some sleep and heal?   I don't post on facebook or twitter.

Now that I know these things, I will not be able to live with myself if she commits suicide.
Her songs are one of the reasons I'm still alive.

Weeping and Whirling

I can listen to music again.
Dance with Me

Oh the Humanity

I have been ruminating on life's ironies for a week.

Here's a good one:
Doctors have been treating narcolepsy with one of the most expensive and dangerous general anesthetics.
It's very likely the best medication is one of the cheapest and safest topical anesthetics.

And so it goes

Chester Bennington’s Wife Shares Video Of Him Laughing Hours Before His Death
     Linkin Park singer’s widow, said that “depression doesn’t have a face or a mode.”

Yes it does.  I could have picked him out of a crowd.
This man shows all the symptoms of long term bacteremia and cortisol overproduction. Baldness.  Tattoos.  Serious epithelial dysfunction.  Insulin resistance.

I'm guessing he ate or drank something that ulcerated his mouth and his whole head inflamed.
It happens real quick sometimes. I've gotten migraines in 10 minutes after sour candy.

Rest in Peace dear man.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Old Song of the Day

Wasted Time by the Eagles

And one more promo for this movie:   Perfect Sense
I like it more and more all the time.
They got so much right, except for the order.   Epithelial sensation disappears first.
Then all the other senses are easy to destroy.

Oh Oh Oh!

Somebody with cataplexy please try the Chloraseptic experiment.   Spray it on your tonsil area.  See if numbing/shrinking your throat will soothe your vagus.
pretty please...

Saturday, September 16, 2017

Alternate Facts

Why They’re Called “Eye Teeth”

Ummm, probably not.
If your canine tooth or socket is infected, your tear draining duct will close and your eyelids on that side will puff up.
This is before I spent $5K on eyelid surgery. What a waste.  My eyelids still puff up, just not quite so bad.  They are the first thing I check in the mirror when I get weird.

Friday, September 15, 2017

Mapping the Insanity

In general, the facial symptoms line up with the teeth.

If your front teeth are bad, the symptoms will be closer to your nose or chin.
If your back teeth are bad, it will be closer to your ears.
Upper teeth go with face pain.
Lower teeth go with neck pain.

Remember, many of these infections are actually in the tooth sockets or gums between teeth.
And some of the symptoms are caused by nerve problems, others are caused by toxins draining.
If you have recurring skin eruptions in an area or line, they are probably caused by the underlying nerve.

Infections in the first two molars go to the outer sides of the eyelids and ears. 
Displaced bicuspids and canine teeth are real common in people with narrowing of the upper jaw.    Infections in this area tweak a nasal nerve and cause eyelid and nose twitching, puffy eyes, sinus problems.
Infections in the front teeth correspond to pain between the eyebrows, that pinching effect.
Notable exception:  The wisdom teeth area affects over and behind the ear and causes occipital neuralgia and back of the neck pain.

Infections in the molars drain down into the neck and cause a double chin.   They also cause ear inflammation and symptoms.   And pinch the parotid duct and clog your largest salivary gland.
The third molar area will drain into the shoulder and cause twitching.  Whether you have the teeth or not.
Infections in the bicuspids cause jowls and wattles.
Infections in the front teeth affect the chin.

Lower teeth rarely hurt in adults. They get all the drainage and lose sensation sooner than the rest.
If you have bad uppers, check the teeth below them too.
All of the molars can cause auditory phenomena.
All of the uppers can cause visual phenomena.

A mini-vibrator is a good way to test your facial nerves, find the inflamed ones.
Anbesol is a good way to determine if your problem actually is in your mouth.  Put a drop on your suspect area, and see if the symptoms fade.


Further Adventures in the Loss of Sensory Perception

My kingdom for some reliable pain sensation...

Ordinarily, my mouth doesn't hurt.   My cheeks or eyes or neck or shoulders hurt when my teeth are bad- but not my mouth.

Last Friday I finally had a gum abscess between my crowns that was painful enough to need emergency treatment.  But I couldn't get to the dentist until Monday. So I went and bought Benzocaine liquid (Anbesol).   Put it on there for three days and (insert many florid curse words here) the septic pocket healed.

So I skipped the dentist and I put it on my slow healing tooth socket.  The one I have been nursing for two years.  And it healed in two days.   Because Irony.

So then I swabbed it on the gumline of my upper teeth.   And all my eye and cheek wrinkles relaxed. Ten dollar botox.  No shit.
So that gave me the idea of mapping every tooth, which I still need to diagram.

Lidocaine has many of the same properties as Benzocaine, so I decided to put some cream on a sore on my arm that wouldn't heal.  You know, one of those painless sores that ends up cancerous....  I have tried everything I could think of in the last year- antibacterials, antivirals, aloe, hemp oil, vitamin d, vitamin e, steroids, coal tar oil...

I applied it at midnight.  It was half the size and disappearing rapidly at 7am.
I put benzocaine on it the next night and it's shrunk by half again.  (forgot to take pictures, sorry!)
I have also put Anbesol on my psoriatic toenails.   Nothing has helped those either.    Until now.
Fingernail experiments are next.  

The research says these two are only mildly effective for bacterial control.   In petri dishes.
But it seems to keep those infected nerves from firing- and triggering the inflammation sequence- whether you can feel it or not- and allows the long term healing process to function.

Seriously.....  I am never-ever-ever going to get over this experiment.   This could change everything.

My mind is racing-
I think swabbing Benzocaine in old folks mouths might be an effective treatment against Alzheimer's.
It also helps break up throat biofilms, dearest strep zombies...
Pretty sure Chloraseptic spray would work to rapidly subdue most psychotic episodes.
But I will be writing more about that and more later.

In the meantime, do know that some people (especially children) have dangerous reactions to Benzocaine, and that you should test yourself with one drop at first.   And don't ever overdo it.
I also recommend taking out the stick and using a swab instead.  Much more precise.
Start with squishy molars or canine teeth.
I am working on mapping my face pain, so you can know which teeth to try next. (here you go)

Keep calm and restore your epithelial integrity.
Best wishes for a rapid and dramatic recovery.   


(While you are considering the efficacy of this treatment, please notice that I strung a whole sequence of descriptions and interactions together in this post.  I haven't been able to do that in months... I feel SO much better it's astonishing.)

See the Pathology

Here’s Why Steve Bannon Wears So Many Shirts

No, it's not a fashion choice.  This is a symptom.
The man is septic.  His temperature control is not functioning.  He feels cold all the time.
His circulation is shot too.  I would bet five hundred dollars his nose and fingertips are ice cold.

Old sick people dress like this.   Even in Tucson, even in the summer.

(Wearing that much clothing with chills makes you sweat in there.   Which covers your skin in salt and dehydrates it.  Which makes you feel even colder.)

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Yo Democrats

Shut up about the free college.

All you need is:
Single Payer
Legal Weed.

Two sound policies that will save America's soul.
Say it out loud.  See what happens.

Don't be Fooled

He didn't get rolled.
He's trading the Dreamers for militarizing the Border Patrol and opening more Private Prisons.

He needs a loyal berserker militia and mass incarceration to accomplish his ultimate goals.

Article Roundup

Sorry I have been neglecting the blog.  I have been experimenting on my head again.
Surfing the symptoms.   Mapping the darkness.
Have had very good success this time.   Will be posting an exciting development soon.

Inflammation may precede sleep apnea, could be treatment target
Behold the advanced state of sleep science.

Childhood Respiratory Tract Infections Linked to Asthma Later On
Shocking, I tell you.

Asthma medicine halves risk of Parkinson's

Are Doctors Wrong About Finishing Your Antibiotics?
Yes.   Of course they are.

Methane emissions tackled with gas-guzzling bacteria

New boarding procedures, smaller cabin size may limit infection on planes

Immune system changes during pregnancy are precisely timed

Researchers find new sleep-promoting brain cells

Gut bacteria can alter the protective effects of a gene that wards off type 1 diabetes

Eating protein three times a day could make our seniors stronger

How Neanderthals made the very first glue

Hairdressers refuse to shave depressed teen's matted hair
The teen had explained to Kayley she "felt so down and so worthless she couldn't even brush her hair, she only got up to use the restroom."

Friday, September 1, 2017

More Heeling in Texas

Yeah, his glucose control is shot and he's eating like shit.  It's affecting his vision.   He can no longer focus on a screen and is fatfingering the autocomplete.

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Walk the Damn Talk

All you small government and low regulation "conservatives" are now requested to move to Houston to clean up the toxic mess.

See the Matrix

5 December 2010
Charles Manson was denied parole Wednesday, the 511th time since 1978 that the former cult leader was ordered to remain in prison for a murderous rampage in 1969. In addition, four weeks were added to his multiple life sentences, to be served consecutively, as he was caught possessing contraband.
Manson was caught with a Sonicare electric toothbrush under his mattress and had used it several times before officers discovered it, said Terry Thornton, a spokeswoman for the California Department of Corrections.
Manson is alleged to have brushed his teeth with the Sonicare and also used it as a flossing tool, it was revealed.
Prison officials added 30 days to Manson's sentence after the high-tech toothbrush was discovered and he will be counseled against dental hygiene and reprimanded, Thornton says.

See the future:
Prison Stocks Soar Under Trump As Jeff Sessions Okays Private Jails

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Now that's funny

Lord of the Flies, But With Women, Written by Men

Yes of course it is, clearly some men who don't know any real women.

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Yo Doctors

YOU are the reason America is sick and getting worse.
You have fucked up the MOST BASIC things... for decades...

Huge Diet Study Shows Carbs, Not Fats Are the Problem
BARCELONA -- An enormous prospective study of food intake in adults, reported here, challenges several staunchly held beliefs about dietary components and their association with health risks: finding, for example that diets rich in fats, including saturated fats, don't increase mortality risk, but high-carbohydrate diets do.
And the study, called PURE (Prospective Urban Rural Epidemiology), also found that the benefits of fruits, vegetables, and legumes top out at just three to four total servings per day.
In sum, the results suggest that nutritional guidelines and conventional wisdom regarding these basic dietary elements may be seriously mistaken.

oops, sorry Medline is restricting that one...  here's a less stodgy source
Low-fat diet could kill you, major study shows

So many Variations

Louis Wain's Cats

I do not know why I did not see like this. I think I should have.
I do not see the patterns when my eyes are open. Or auras.

As a matter of fact, until I was 40, I had perfect vision.
I decorate my house with a lot of intricate geometric patterns though.

There aren't any pictures of him when he was older.  I can't read his face.
But he had a cleft palate at birth... that's a wee bit of facial distortion...

There is a controversy over whether these variations represent a progression of worsening mental illness.  Nobody knows the order they were painted.
But this is irrelevant because the symptoms flare up with tooth infections and subside when they do too...  so the progression may not be linear.

Mapping the Darkness

These gifs are as close as I have ever come to my hallucinations.  The overall effect is really similar, but the things I see are less distinct than actual lines.  Just swirly shadows.  And the motion seems to go the other way.   I have to figure out what that means...

This was my most common configuration while falling asleep
two sources, seemed to be located at the eyes.

This is what it looked like when I was a child.
one source.  off center.

This is very similar to what I had right after my tooth extractions
Definitely emanating from the upper jaws.

If my tear ducts are clogged and my eyelids are really puffy and I squeeze my eyes- I get something like this, but infinitely fractal in the center.

Monday, August 28, 2017

Pray it Away

Pastor Joel Osteen

A man who definitely sees vivid, multi-color, moving, 3-D visions.  Specifically, at this moment here.

This facial position pinches these nerves and reliably induces visual hallucinations.  His inflammation is symmetrical so he probably has excellent geometric patterns.   Squeezing the eyes closed then produces exploding sparks.
He surely enjoys his orgasms more than the ordinary bear.

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Mercy Me

So maybe now y'all understand why I don't go out much anymore.  And can't lead the liberation.

I see these symptoms everywhere.   Merely going shopping is a cognitive barrage of faces and involuntary stranger diagnosis.  It makes me crazy to know how miserable everyone is.  I can't go out for very long anymore.

It's so obvious it's mind boggling.   All I can do is sit here and try to document it for others.
I can't seem to string a whole essay together right now, but I am less panicky lately and am trying to publish my thoughts one at a time.

Just Saying

By volume, Joe Arpaio is at least 60% bacteria.

There is no way he could survive in jail for three days...

Maybe twelve hours in his personal concentration camp.

Friday, August 25, 2017

See the Pathology


This particular swirly effect is a real visual phenomenon.  He wasn't just being avant garde. He was painting exactly what he saw.
It originates from the nerves that control your eyebrow.  There are two of them on each side.

How I know:
My supraorbital on the left side gets inflamed.  If I wear a hat, this will happen.
But only on the left side of my left eye.  The rest of my vision is normal.  So trippy when it happens...
It's way different than my other hallucinations which emanate from the bottom of the field and manifest when my eyes are closed. This really is like looking through water running down over the eye.  I thought it was a stroke at first, but it stops if I remove the hat. 

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Weird Symptoms

When my mouth wasn't moving properly, I also had problems with homophones in writing.   The sounds and meaning somehow got disconnected.   Heal-heel, their-there-their-they're,  all of a sudden the wrong one would come out when I was typing.   And I haven't ever done that before.  Not even at my most demented moments.

Although this wasn't a sign of misunderstanding the point of the sentence,  it does indicate another lack of executive function and does make one unfit to be President. Words Matter.

All about the optics

He can't see.
And won't wear glasses in public.
Like hearing loss, mild vision impairment makes you feel anxious all the time.


Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Fun with Medical History

Alexander Yersin isolated the plague bacterium during an epidemic in Hong Kong in 1892.
The Hong Kong government didn't want him there, didn't give him an office or samples.
So he flippin built a hut outside the hospital and paid morgue staff to steal samples.
A proper hut for a properly obsessed Swiss doctor.
Which then became the Hong Kong office of the Pasteur Institute. 


Arizona is a good place to come if you want the police to pepper spray a crowd.  It's standard operating procedure here.

Same as it ever was.
All about the film clips.
Welcome to reality everyone.

I am the Video Word made Flesh.

How to make a mean man cry

Ask that tough guy to to try this-

Take mini vibrator, turn it on high.

Touch it to the skin on either side of the bridge of his nose.

(Actually mini vibrators are a great diagnostic tool for people with facial desensitization.  Makes nerve problems quite obvious.)

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Just Sayin

And I've said this before-
Maybe we should send a few thousand dental specialists to Afghanistan.
Nobody's tried that...

Monday, August 21, 2017

It's Official

Oppositional Defiance is the new American Exceptionalism

Trump celebrates solar eclipse by looking up without special viewing glasses

He is just incapable of self-restraint.

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Believe these people when they tell you what they want is battle to the death

See the Superiority.

How I Know

This one on my left side was so bad the nerves were tweaked all the way to my forehead.
At this point I was not sleeping and having full scope psychedelic firework hallucinations on the inside of my eyelids.  (and doing field research screaming on the floor)

The other side has numerous problems.  I'll surely elaborate later.

I've had a couple uppers removed in the past couple years.
My visual phenomena have ceased.   I see darkness when I close my eyes.
That is something I have never experienced before.

Yo Dentists

Face Reading 101
Meet Bruce Pardo.  He is Mental Dental Patient #1

His facial distortion is caused by apical peridontitis of the upper canine teeth or the bicuspids behind them. (yellow stars)  The teeth are probably perfect, no cavities, but they don't fit in the jaw properly and are loose and infected in the sockets.

This tends to cause clenching and grinding.  That tweaks the infraorbital nerve up to the nose. (white boxes)
And causes sleep deprivation.   And vivid dreaming.   And visual hallucinations.
And closes off the nasal sinuses and tear ducts.
And promotes cumulative bacterermia.
And the resulting metabolic dysfunction, frustration and rage.

He became very obsessed with murdering his family in a most dramatic fashion before he committed suicide.
Just thought you might want to know.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Exhibit C

See the Symptoms of Superiority.

 Alex Jones does a berserker

He may want to have a chat with Glenn Beck.  

Here's a Problem

Every single one of these people has a chronic headache.

Just looking at Donny makes my face hurt.

Friday, August 18, 2017

Good Grief

I'm beginning to think all these whiny guys finally got their cycles synchronized...

take cover.

This is Profoundly True

"Instead of a soul, Trump has an open sore"    - Bill Moyers

(Bill Moyers is one of the few sane old men in America.
I want to know how he brushed his teeth.)

Vicious Circles

See the Mirror, America.

Tina Fey Therapy Session

My Research Says

White Superiority is not a thing... because White Anxiety is.

Hypervigilance has certain adaptive benefits, but it tends to spiral into authoritarian violence.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

An homage to Jeff Foxworthy

If you have more tattoos than teeth-
Yeah, you might have septic bacteremia.

Dear Racist Ladies

Your aggressive man probably isn't going to martyr himself for the cause.
He's not going to go down in a hail of gunfire and glory.
Sure he's manic and violent and says he has righteous reasons...
but History and Science says:  He will most likely kill YOU.

Are you ready to die for him?
Because if you are, you need a dentist too.

Plausible Deniability is the Refuge of Sociopaths

Yo Proud Boys-  Cuck a doodle do!

Steve Bannon, Unrepentant
I asked Bannon about the connection between his program of economic nationalism and the ugly white nationalism epitomized by the racist violence in Charlottesville and Trump’s reluctance to condemn it. Bannon, after all, was the architect of the strategy of using Breitbart to heat up white nationalism and then rely on the radical right as Trump’s base.

He dismissed the far right as irrelevant and sidestepped his own role in cultivating it: “Ethno-nationalism—it's losers. It's a fringe element. I think the media plays it up too much, and we gotta help crush it, you know, uh, help crush it more.”

“These guys are a collection of clowns,” he added.

This is Not a Drill.
The Most Dangerous Infections in the World are in Steve Bannon's Head.
This is what a SUICIDAL person looks like.

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Big Red Flag

This is what happens when all your lower teeth are rotten.

All those toxins collect in your neck and shoulders.
He's got two bad uppers too, paralyzing those saggy cheeks and upper lip.

Monday, August 14, 2017

Tic Tic Tic Tic Tic

FBI Arrests Schizophrenic Man for Plotting to Blow Up Bank
Jerry Drake Varnell is accused of planning to use a bomb in Oklahoma City and claimed he’s a far-right extremist. His mother and court papers show he’s mentally ill.

Neccessity is the Mother of Invention

A candy flavored cocktail of vitamin D, green tea extract and olive oil...

... somebody work on that so I don't have to.

This is how I know

I have been documenting the bumps and sagging on my face for many years.
This is what I look like when I'm suicidal. (after H1N1 vaccine) 

The weird thing is, I can't feel it.  It took me years to map all those swellings to their origins.  To this day, I can't tell when it happens.  I just get despondent.  I have to look in the mirror to realize my sinuses are clogged and teeth are inflamed.

For the record, if you send me a head shot, I will tell you what I see.  Please don't tell me your known infections.  I want to check my work.

Zombie Shopping

In case you're wondering, this is one of my all time favorite reference books.   Critical Life Knowledge combined with vivid, disgusting photos.

I also own this, which is a historical version.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

While I'm At It

Bright red swellings on cheekbones are acute upper tooth infections.
They tend to make you annoyed with everyone.
Although he's got some leaky ones on the bottom, too.

Alternate Facts

A statement I am seeing a lot lately:
"When you have enjoyed unacknowledged privilege for so long.... equality feels like oppression."
That discounts a whole lot of contrite and progressive privileged people.

I think a more predictably valid version is:
When your head is septic, mere consciousness feels like oppression.

What I See

Obvious External Symptoms:
Adenoid Facies  (elongated face)
Acute Adenoid inflammation  (swelling at bridge of nose)
Clogged lacrimal glands and frontal sinuses  (swollen forehead and eyelids)
Upper tooth socket infections, probably number 4 and 12, common with adenoid facies.  (slack cheeks, reddened cheekbones)
Lower molar infections, common with young people in general.  (jowls and double chin)
Insulin Resistance (fat and puffy pink skin)
(If I were in charge the first thing I would do is check him for strep throat.)

Yeah, multiple infections have cumulative effects.  Nobody ever seems to realize that.
This young man's head hurts all over and he blames it on racial diversity.
It looks like living out of his car for a couple days was enough to tip him over the edge.

This is Yuge

Petition Declaring Trump Mentally Ill Pushes for Signers
The group "Duty to Warn," founded by influential psychotherapist Dr. John Gartner, has gathered nearly 60,000 signatures from mental health professionals on a petition calling for the removal of Donald Trump from office due to "serious mental illness that renders him psychologically incapable of competently discharging the duties of President of the United States."
The psych professions are completely built around covering their own asses because their own theories have never worked to explain anything.
The fact that they are willing to put their names on this means that even they can't ignore that Trump is cognitively short circuiting and dangerous.
They can admit the obvious... that's some breakthrough progress there...

Believe these people when they tell you what they want is battle to the death

Septic people don't care if they die.   They know it will relieve their personal misery.

Septic people also feel less epithelial pain. People who feel less pain also seem to have a lot less empathy for other peoples suffering.

These are absolutely predictable symptoms of chronic untreated bacteremia.

Saturday, August 12, 2017

Just putting this out there

I think the solution to Nazis somehow involves Hot Cocoa.
Those guys are really hypoglycemic and their teeth hurt.
They need naps.

I wonder if all the crafty middle aged lady resisters could get behind this strategy...
Make some custom cups.
-maybe a dentist groupon printed on there.

time to drop chocolate bars on the crowd.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Exhibit B

Here’s the Memo That Blew Up the NSC

Fired White House staffer argued "deep state" attacked Trump administration because the president represents a threat to cultural Marxist memes, globalists, and bankers.
Read the Document.
It is Full Blown Mania On Vivid Display.
Not one simple statement in the whole thing.  Rambling sentences full of subordinate clauses, parenthetical thinking, and overuse of technical terminology.
Hypergraphia O Rama-  the product of a poisoned mind.

(Those of you who are familiar with my writing, know I am well experienced in this realm...  I get really prolific when my rotten teeth are amping up my brain.)

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

See the Vortex

This senator just insinuated that John McCain's vote was an aberration due to a brain tumor.
My argument is that the belligerent, impulsive symptoms come long before that.

He really should have that string of six skin growths on the left side of his nose and mouth and forehead looked at.   I would guess a nasolacrimal duct infection clogging his lymph nodes.
Skin cancer comes next.  Ask McCain...


I posted this nine months ago-


On this Veteran's Day, I think of my father who was an Air Force fighter pilot.   He was an obsessively dedicated and talented hotshot.
In 1962, he spent about a week in an airplane on a tarmac in Florida, waiting to see if he would have to bomb Cuba.
"I lived in that machine with an atomic bomb strapped to my ass."
That's how he put it.

He was lucky that John F. Kennedy was president.   Because my father was a good soldier.

Good Luck Everyone.

See the Vortex

Yes it looks like this young man not only has adenoid facies, but he's been hanging around the president and now his nose is inflamed too...

He was manically septic years ago.   See the long term effects: Baldness. Insulin Resistance. Obsession.

KellyAnne's face did the same thing after the inauguration.

Righteous Indignation is a symptom.

Effin Ay

We need some puppies.  Stat.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

This is Why

We have a political problem no one wants to talk about: very old politicians

Yeah, they're older and sicker than ever before.   Held together with stents and statins. 
Unable to incorporate the complexity of this electronic world.  Stage managed by aides.
And getting more stubborn all the time.
Yes- stubbornness is a symptom of mental deterioration.

Unfortunately, they are the last generation that wasn't raised on antibiotics.
The younger folks are even less healthy and more emotionally volatile...

This is the YUGE problem that society must address before those old fuckers burn everything down.

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Things that caught my eye

Missing Florida woman found after she bottled her scent

New brain death pathway in Alzheimer's disease

Stem cells in the brain’s hypothalamus help mice stay young
This is very important.   Neurogenesis in the hypothalamus is our ultimate goal. 

Alcohol boosts recall of earlier learning, study suggests
Drinking alcohol improves memory for information learned before the drinking episode began, new research suggests.

Blowing Out Birthday Candles Increases Cake Bacteria by 1,400 Percent
Nonetheless, these people seem to think this is an appropriate activity...
I am convinced it is a legacy group inoculation ritual.  Sharing the germs early and often to prime the immune systems of the entire group.   Unfortunately the massive amounts of sugar we eat these days lowers the immune response and causes chronic illness instead.

Millennials’ Love For Wine And Weed Is Hurting The Beer Industry

Diet choice, reproduction of fruit flies affected by gut bacteria
New studies reveal the gut bacteria composition of the common fruit fly has a significant effect on diet choice and reproductive success

Men’s sweet tooth may increase risk of anxiety and depression

Neuroticism may postpone death for some
Data from a longitudinal study of over 500,000 people in the United Kingdom indicate that having higher levels of the personality trait neuroticism may reduce the risk of death for individuals who report being in fair or poor health. The research further revealed that a specific aspect of neuroticism related to worry and feelings of vulnerability was associated with lower mortality, regardless of self-reported health.
Melting glaciers in Swiss Alps could reveal hundreds of mummified corpses 
Oh yay.   Zombie Plagues.

As I was saying

How to Make a Berserker:
Eat a lot of sugar to numb the pain of your septic tooth infections.

Similarly, this is the most exquisite tweet in the last 8 months:

Steve Bannon, still there like the rotting wisdom tooth you keep meaning to have removed.
Pardon me for neglecting the blog and celebrating Schadenfreude Week instead...

Wednesday, August 2, 2017


Lawrence O'Donnell can see it.  Always could.
I am so glad MSNBC kept him.  He speaks the truth. I love him.

Presidential Incoherence

Friday, July 28, 2017

See the Angels is really the people who made this happen.   Protesting in their wheelchairs, for heaven's sake...

Please contribute if you can, I know they have a lot of expenses from this battle for justice.

How Far We Have Fallen

I am happy that John McCain decided to vote as his constituents wanted him to.
I'm quite surprised, but I do not consider it "Brave" just because all the other male republican senators are monstrous cowards.
Besides killing a lot of people, many of the hospitals and nursing homes in Arizona would have gone bankrupt. It would have tanked our retirement based economy. 

It was the right thing to do.  On every metric.
So no extra credit for just doing his damn job.

Minus Points for all the theatrics.
Because it was always the right thing to do.
(I don't give sick old men the benefit of the doubt when it comes to impulsive, self-aggrandizing behavior.)

Lots of points and thanks to Senators Collins and Murkowski for standing firm from the beginning, even in the face of threats from their cruel colleagues.

Everyone get some sleep and then get up and Resist some more...

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Follow the Money

They are writing the bill today.
They are voting tomorrow.
A bill that literally spells death for millions.  And will probably collapse the entire health care sector.

This. Is. Not. Anywhere. Near. Normal.

They are blatantly ignoring the protocols of the Senate and the safety and wishes of their own constituents because a few shriveled billionaires told them to.

At least we got to see their true faces before we die.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Hey you Guys

Sperm count has fallen by nearly 60 per cent in richer countries

They don't give a reason, but I am pretty sure it is antibiotic related.
The results from this study suggest that tetracycline has deleterious effects on male reproductive parameters of albino rats.
Most other antibiotics haven't been studied for sperm production, but a few of them sure do cripple sperm that already exist...

And most antibiotics do induce systemic endotoxin release.
Endotoxemia reduces testicular function.   It's the trigger in the "GELDING" theory of obesity.
They propose endotoxin lowers your sex hormones which then makes you fat...