For the Record

I have been shopping lately-  and I just want to say-
Narcoleptic women should avoid the peg leg pants.   Most of us have short legs and wide thighs.   It's not appropriate.   Trust me, I did it in the 80's-  even with anorexia and high heels, it's just not a good look for us.
Bell bottoms are concave instead of convex.   Much better.