Let’s Talk About Protecting Our Families
Man: Hey God, I just want you to know I am committed to protecting my family at all costs.Heh. My experience is that most narcoleptic men will try every other available treatment option after I tell them they need to stop eating gluten and go to the dentist.
God: Gosh, that’s great to hear. One of the main things I need you to do to protect your family is laundry. Tons of laundry.
You know kids — they’re so susceptible to infections and viruses. Pinworms, athlete’s foot, lice, strep throat, colds and flues. Pneumonia and diarrhea are serious killers of children under five. The list of possible sicknesses is endless. So you’re going to need to do laundry basically daily. Their socks and underwear, their sheets. and put their sneakers through the wash too.
I can’t emphasize this enough: protecting your family involves a lot of laundry.
Man: Oh. Um.
