I am printing out copies of this to leave in maskless men's shopping carts at Home Depot-
The Covid-19 virus attaches to ACE2 receptors, starting in your nose. It then multiplies and drips down into your lungs, which then deteriorate and allow it into your bloodstream. It then preferentially binds to places with high ACE2 receptor density. Like your testicles. Seriously, testes are very susceptible, and the virus has been found in sperm.
It goes in your nose, and then collects in your balls.
I thought you might want to know that.